They're always there, those familiar faces. You see them every year, every dinner, ever big family occasion. You stare at them, they smile back, as if having known you your entire life, you reciprocate, smiling back. They call out your name, you continue smiling... in tense silence, because you simply have no idea who the hell they are....
Just got back from a rather... interesting wedding dinner. The groom was my cousin, who seemed to have put on a considerable amount of stored energy. My paternal family has 9 siblings, so I have so many relatives I don't even know exist... but they all know I do. Like a scene off disturbia, you kinda get freaked out, its like you've been watched all your life.
The orientation was fairly glamarous, including an interesting montage of photoshoots. Couples nowadays seem to peddle crack, affording the most extravagant marriage photoshoots. Unconsciously, society's crux has polymorphed from materialistic to acquisitive. Desires overshadow their barriers. They had like multi-cultural gowns of photoshoots, (We're not talking local sarees here) in exotic locations. The cutest thing was their poster shots, which clad them in simple shirts and jeans, and them each carrying a dog. (I'm bad with breeds)
So, into like the sixth-dish, I had to.....answer certain calls....Walking into the gents, I realised my laces were undone. So I knelt down to tie them. Suddenly, someone came staggering in. He looked tipsy foaming at the mouth. The foam was purple. Without warning, he jitao merlion beside me. Heng I siamed, or else sure piakpiakpiak all over me. Quickly tying up. When I left the toilet, I noticed merlion stains all over the carpet.. All purple. Twice some more. I think he's screwed, remembering the couple who made papers for their stained carpet suite.
Let's talk family. Usually, we will be brought about to be "introduced" to seniors, so we can greet them. What's their expected response?
" 张那么高了啊。。不认得你了"
Ok, so maybe its the nostalgia, and yes they probably were right. After all....the last time we met was.......okay, pokemon was not even out. ok!? I realise something. In situations like these, you automatically qualify as an ornament. Its almost as if you transform to become an age-old relic, a milestone for time. Relatives use your growth to benchmark how many years have passed. In addition, you receive "appraisals" about your looks. Now, tell me, is that not what you would do the same for a vintage monument?
Most memorable part was their choice of songs, or at least the planner's. Included a instrumental version of Stan, and I Believe as their main theme, a change in blog song ^^
Never go on a 963
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When rome first pasted me his blog-link I couldn't be bothered any lesser. However, due to the insanity driven by domestic dementia, my fingers involuntarily hit the button twice... opening my eyes to his world.
Butterfly's blog is an inspiration for all. If you haven't read it, you should, especially for some people.. if you understand what I mean. Fluff aside, Butterfly manages to unmask "so dark the con of man" in one simple sentence:
If you are ugly and fucked up, you WILL be laughed at.
Simple words send upheavals your philosophies in life. It makes has PERFECT rationality. Ponder, pass the common charades of "friendship", and you will sway to his song. The mortification is intense, this retarded blog of mine lacks my insights. Blatant postings of mundane life isn't going to make you spend 10 minutes of your life here. Hereby, censorship is removed. Life's not very long, but my posts will be.
Back from what seemed like the most horrible planned chalet ever... if you even call it a chalet. Nevertheless, it really shines light on what kind of friends you really make. You get closer when you're physically closer, soul-talk aside, let's all be frank. Wasn't really looking forward to things, but people that went along really made life alot happier for some of us there. Some other people should learn to realise what kind of bonding they are going for... Chalets do away with the posh-carpets and sound-proof doors for a reason. Learn to take a hint. Enuff said.
Had some really fun Frisbee on the sands after what seemed to be my first soccer game with outside peeps. As usual, sitting on the sand and savouring the majestic orb diminish behind the horizon.. when others are busy trying to get the ball past me.... Noobs.
Received a really.. really.. disturbing phone call. First time got stabbed by someone in the back whom I didn't know. It was a real deep cut. He didn't have talent, but he was hardworking.. almost to the extent of loyalty. However, he isn't smart. People, if you want to cheat on your employers, please remember to use a different bank account... getting caught is a nasty experience for both parties. I affix my print on it.
Common experience, we've all had it...trying to find the mole, we look all over the place, high-and low, only to realise he's been there staring at ur nose-hair. Trust people around you lesser, they're the ones whom will put the knife in you. This is life.
Proceeded for a dip in the pool. The soccer peeps joined us... nice people. So halfway I was swimming, heng and woof had to act smart and race... even with a ruptured lung. Caught in the middle, my specs sunk deep into the bottomless pit... NoOoOO! So I dived down trying to get it... OMG, cannot find. The rest came to help me.. also cannot find. Panic liao.. So asked those soccer peeps to help... this time really the "rest" came. Almost everyone was in the pool. The worst this is people who entered the pool kept having cramps, including me. Ozy was right.. 七月 was at work..Finally, they found it, and we went for dinner, and we tapao-ed from vivo.
Tram riding has always been a bore....until you meet quanie and faggot.
Went back to play some drinking games. Poor niggy, that boy was so worried he'd die if he took a sip too much. In the end, It was malaysia that won the cup, drowning almost 1/4 of the bottle. Tispy and turny, we ran to the swimming pool and starting running circles around it... then proceeding to do pushups... "Naruto! I'm on my WAY!" all at 3am. LOL. Went back to find niggy merlion-ing. LOSER! AHAHAH
Day 2
Hangover. Everyone woke at 2pm... Went next door to find doggy still asleep... wait no.. Everyone still "asleep". Justin was real sick, or so it seemed. Merlion-ing all day... the least went in.. but the most came out... weak...even the Malaysian was alright.
Basically just wasted the day chilling around in the hut, then went for some walk around sentosa.... only to realise its a bat cave, full of blood-suckers... zzz. So we were waiting for this tram ride, just so happened the stop was opposite Cafe Del Mar. All was ok, as usual they have very hot receptionists. Then came out some waitresses, dressed in nothing more then bikini and some very very short skirt.. or was it a piece of translucent cloth?
So they were posing for this camera crew, when one discernable girl stuck of because her "skirt" was bright-pink. She posed, and we knew her name at that moment.
"HI STACY!"
More and more of them came out, and we're like OMG. @_@ Apparently it was some BTL golf masters, and this was their reception party? Second tram zoomed by, full again. We walked. On to subway.
A great pity one of our accompaniments had to leave, poor ozy. You will not be missed, we now have one bed each sucka!
Devoured a whole foot. Its insane how much you eat when you dont realise it. I wasn't even hungry.
Took more strolls later in the evening, it wasn't getting better....
Day 3
Boarded the 963 on our way back. So Nat brought this really really big cooler box. (the chalet amenities were simply too good to exclude a fridge) All was well, there weren't many people, so I guess its okay to just dominate the seats and dump our baggage all over.....until we pulled over at a busstop.
Whole bus-stop. RV people. I stared at my watch... 3pm. GG, paiseh to the max...
I've always detested people, whom make it extremely inconvenient for others to derive sitting pleasure on a bus-trip. On the top of the list, are those Ah-peks who stretch their legs to occupy the opposite chair.. Or the sweet-looking granny who drops her groceries beside her. Then there are those who occupy the exterior seats, making it close to impossible to request to be seated inside. Unless you've the skin of a rhino. The more skilled ones up the embarrassment factor by falling "asleep".
These are the scums of the buses whom you should always lookout for. Despite countless years of contemplating on a perfect counter-measure, no known empirical forumla has been derived. Below are only suggested tips on how to win your battle. During the course of your crusade, I yield no responsibility for any mishaps you might encounter, usuage of my skillz constitute acceptance to my disclaimer.
孙子巴士法 : Sun Tzu's busfare (LOL)
1. Bring a comrade:
Some maneuvers can only be successfully executed when you have a counterpart, basic moves include bitching-on-a-side; that is to loudly complain to your friend, receiving premeditated responses in an attempt to redded your victim. More complex jutsus require hand seals; whispering incantations, which are just-loud enough for your enemy to hear, but still retain their identity as an unintended message.
2.Eye-power:
In Zhang Yimou's 英雄; the second most powerful stance a swordsman can achieve; 手中无剑，心中有剑，虽赤手空拳也能以剑气伤敌于百里之外。An intangible blade, quicker then the human eye, with range unparalleled under the skies. One vicious stare at the victim, then slowly moving the gaze to the empty seat, is the finest finesse you can display. Remember to maintain a face of indifference, best complemented with some irking noises from the smacking of your lips and subtle shaking of your head in disapproval. People usually respond better when you dont desire the seat, (or at least when you dont show you do). This usually is enough to even mutilate the biggest ego, making subjects alight at stops they dont even know exist.
3.Anemia:
Concern and panick are best summoned with physical damage. If you are unable to inflict, then receive, or pretend to receive. The third skill requires both immense skill, nerves of steel and you to be a shameless slut. Its practitioners are known to be devoid of humanitarian sense, as if having sold their souls to the devil. Despite its many variations, the forbidden technique has a soul essence, and that is to invoke a pandemic of fear. Its core revolves around fainting, or any other medical injury that requires immediate rest, preferably a seat.
A very common variation is the Anemiac version. Due to a "lack of red blood cells" its users commonly "faint" out of nowhere, requiring rest, preferably a seat. Although I must pre-empt you this jutsu, if over-exerted without control will result in the classical example of Midas where you get more seats then you bargain for, and a white van with red sirens.
Butterfly's blog is an inspiration for all. If you haven't read it, you should, especially for some people.. if you understand what I mean. Fluff aside, Butterfly manages to unmask "so dark the con of man" in one simple sentence:
If you are ugly and fucked up, you WILL be laughed at.
Simple words send upheavals your philosophies in life. It makes has PERFECT rationality. Ponder, pass the common charades of "friendship", and you will sway to his song. The mortification is intense, this retarded blog of mine lacks my insights. Blatant postings of mundane life isn't going to make you spend 10 minutes of your life here. Hereby, censorship is removed. Life's not very long, but my posts will be.
Back from what seemed like the most horrible planned chalet ever... if you even call it a chalet. Nevertheless, it really shines light on what kind of friends you really make. You get closer when you're physically closer, soul-talk aside, let's all be frank. Wasn't really looking forward to things, but people that went along really made life alot happier for some of us there. Some other people should learn to realise what kind of bonding they are going for... Chalets do away with the posh-carpets and sound-proof doors for a reason. Learn to take a hint. Enuff said.
Had some really fun Frisbee on the sands after what seemed to be my first soccer game with outside peeps. As usual, sitting on the sand and savouring the majestic orb diminish behind the horizon.. when others are busy trying to get the ball past me.... Noobs.
Received a really.. really.. disturbing phone call. First time got stabbed by someone in the back whom I didn't know. It was a real deep cut. He didn't have talent, but he was hardworking.. almost to the extent of loyalty. However, he isn't smart. People, if you want to cheat on your employers, please remember to use a different bank account... getting caught is a nasty experience for both parties. I affix my print on it.
Common experience, we've all had it...trying to find the mole, we look all over the place, high-and low, only to realise he's been there staring at ur nose-hair. Trust people around you lesser, they're the ones whom will put the knife in you. This is life.
Proceeded for a dip in the pool. The soccer peeps joined us... nice people. So halfway I was swimming, heng and woof had to act smart and race... even with a ruptured lung. Caught in the middle, my specs sunk deep into the bottomless pit... NoOoOO! So I dived down trying to get it... OMG, cannot find. The rest came to help me.. also cannot find. Panic liao.. So asked those soccer peeps to help... this time really the "rest" came. Almost everyone was in the pool. The worst this is people who entered the pool kept having cramps, including me. Ozy was right.. 七月 was at work..Finally, they found it, and we went for dinner, and we tapao-ed from vivo.
Tram riding has always been a bore....until you meet quanie and faggot.
Went back to play some drinking games. Poor niggy, that boy was so worried he'd die if he took a sip too much. In the end, It was malaysia that won the cup, drowning almost 1/4 of the bottle. Tispy and turny, we ran to the swimming pool and starting running circles around it... then proceeding to do pushups... "Naruto! I'm on my WAY!" all at 3am. LOL. Went back to find niggy merlion-ing. LOSER! AHAHAH
Day 2
Hangover. Everyone woke at 2pm... Went next door to find doggy still asleep... wait no.. Everyone still "asleep". Justin was real sick, or so it seemed. Merlion-ing all day... the least went in.. but the most came out... weak...even the Malaysian was alright.
Basically just wasted the day chilling around in the hut, then went for some walk around sentosa.... only to realise its a bat cave, full of blood-suckers... zzz. So we were waiting for this tram ride, just so happened the stop was opposite Cafe Del Mar. All was ok, as usual they have very hot receptionists. Then came out some waitresses, dressed in nothing more then bikini and some very very short skirt.. or was it a piece of translucent cloth?
So they were posing for this camera crew, when one discernable girl stuck of because her "skirt" was bright-pink. She posed, and we knew her name at that moment.
"HI STACY!"
More and more of them came out, and we're like OMG. @_@ Apparently it was some BTL golf masters, and this was their reception party? Second tram zoomed by, full again. We walked. On to subway.
A great pity one of our accompaniments had to leave, poor ozy. You will not be missed, we now have one bed each sucka!
Devoured a whole foot. Its insane how much you eat when you dont realise it. I wasn't even hungry.
Took more strolls later in the evening, it wasn't getting better....
Day 3
Boarded the 963 on our way back. So Nat brought this really really big cooler box. (the chalet amenities were simply too good to exclude a fridge) All was well, there weren't many people, so I guess its okay to just dominate the seats and dump our baggage all over.....until we pulled over at a busstop.
Whole bus-stop. RV people. I stared at my watch... 3pm. GG, paiseh to the max...
I've always detested people, whom make it extremely inconvenient for others to derive sitting pleasure on a bus-trip. On the top of the list, are those Ah-peks who stretch their legs to occupy the opposite chair.. Or the sweet-looking granny who drops her groceries beside her. Then there are those who occupy the exterior seats, making it close to impossible to request to be seated inside. Unless you've the skin of a rhino. The more skilled ones up the embarrassment factor by falling "asleep".
These are the scums of the buses whom you should always lookout for. Despite countless years of contemplating on a perfect counter-measure, no known empirical forumla has been derived. Below are only suggested tips on how to win your battle. During the course of your crusade, I yield no responsibility for any mishaps you might encounter, usuage of my skillz constitute acceptance to my disclaimer.
孙子巴士法 : Sun Tzu's busfare (LOL)
1. Bring a comrade:
Some maneuvers can only be successfully executed when you have a counterpart, basic moves include bitching-on-a-side; that is to loudly complain to your friend, receiving premeditated responses in an attempt to redded your victim. More complex jutsus require hand seals; whispering incantations, which are just-loud enough for your enemy to hear, but still retain their identity as an unintended message.
2.Eye-power:
In Zhang Yimou's 英雄; the second most powerful stance a swordsman can achieve; 手中无剑，心中有剑，虽赤手空拳也能以剑气伤敌于百里之外。An intangible blade, quicker then the human eye, with range unparalleled under the skies. One vicious stare at the victim, then slowly moving the gaze to the empty seat, is the finest finesse you can display. Remember to maintain a face of indifference, best complemented with some irking noises from the smacking of your lips and subtle shaking of your head in disapproval. People usually respond better when you dont desire the seat, (or at least when you dont show you do). This usually is enough to even mutilate the biggest ego, making subjects alight at stops they dont even know exist.
3.Anemia:
Concern and panick are best summoned with physical damage. If you are unable to inflict, then receive, or pretend to receive. The third skill requires both immense skill, nerves of steel and you to be a shameless slut. Its practitioners are known to be devoid of humanitarian sense, as if having sold their souls to the devil. Despite its many variations, the forbidden technique has a soul essence, and that is to invoke a pandemic of fear. Its core revolves around fainting, or any other medical injury that requires immediate rest, preferably a seat.
A very common variation is the Anemiac version. Due to a "lack of red blood cells" its users commonly "faint" out of nowhere, requiring rest, preferably a seat. Although I must pre-empt you this jutsu, if over-exerted without control will result in the classical example of Midas where you get more seats then you bargain for, and a white van with red sirens.
*updates to a war*
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She was fairly uncertain what was going on.... disturbed and restless. After countless shuffles and turns, she rose from forced slumber and began pacing aimlessly. The deliberation ended, she strode firmly to the drawer and withdrew a small parched book. A gust of wind seemed to materialize, gently flipping the pages..............
Day 1.
the vault gt raid'd agin! Dammit! Knew it weren't thei'r fault, but if I'd blame some'ne it'd be em'! Aragh, tat's it!, WAR!!!!!!!!
The subtle wind continued its pace, as if timed, revealed the next entry...
Day2.
Got't up! Dat'll show em! De' forum post and mico'fone advert's ought to set'em on deir' toes! Don' wana pepl'e to know eh! Too late matey! HARHAR!
Day3
Son' of a~~! Dey' took it!, dey' took it down!. ARagh, nv'mind! ye nought'! shouts'll not stop !!!! Re'cived ae.... peace treaty from em! Ha, nid ma help 'at last eh!? Call'd em bout' five m'intes 'fter de time. Got'd down. All down, e'vry word of it!, L'tops are darn good at recordin'! Need' sum form of proof eh! Ha! dou' he ain't willin' to sey it on de f'one, could' tell he was w'illin to pay out, HARHAR. am' considerin' my course of action now! Muz' d'vise a gud plan. Call'd em' later again to ell' him of ma' plan... he seemed to be quite cool wid'it....I'm gona...
The subtle wind gained in force, as if fuelled by anger, ripping the book off her hands... rolling across the room...........
Day 1.
the vault gt raid'd agin! Dammit! Knew it weren't thei'r fault, but if I'd blame some'ne it'd be em'! Aragh, tat's it!, WAR!!!!!!!!
The subtle wind continued its pace, as if timed, revealed the next entry...
Day2.
Got't up! Dat'll show em! De' forum post and mico'fone advert's ought to set'em on deir' toes! Don' wana pepl'e to know eh! Too late matey! HARHAR!
Day3
Son' of a~~! Dey' took it!, dey' took it down!. ARagh, nv'mind! ye nought'! shouts'll not stop !!!! Re'cived ae.... peace treaty from em! Ha, nid ma help 'at last eh!? Call'd em bout' five m'intes 'fter de time. Got'd down. All down, e'vry word of it!, L'tops are darn good at recordin'! Need' sum form of proof eh! Ha! dou' he ain't willin' to sey it on de f'one, could' tell he was w'illin to pay out, HARHAR. am' considerin' my course of action now! Muz' d'vise a gud plan. Call'd em' later again to ell' him of ma' plan... he seemed to be quite cool wid'it....I'm gona...
The subtle wind gained in force, as if fuelled by anger, ripping the book off her hands... rolling across the room...........
teachersday + 1800
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A few days back, a drug dealer sent a confession letter to the local police.... the police contacted him............
Police: "Hi, I'm here"
Dealer: "Basically, you want to discuss how the drugs are getting in right?"
Police: "Is it going to be very technical, hold on I'll get my techie in...15 mins"
Dealer: "Yea, sure I'm fine..."
** Awkward silence for fifteen minutes **
*Police friend C walks in*
Police: "Hi C, meet the dealer"
Dealer: "Let's start with basics....we call it....*blah*blah*blah*"
Dealer: "...so basically, to do it, we..."
* MSN beeps *
The Dealer looks at his MSN, mortified to find his worker reporting that their storage has been raided, all the goods were gone........
Dealer: "Hold on, you've just banned one of my accounts..."
Police: "So you're saying you can just ship drugs in anytime?"
Dealer: "I don't know if it just happens so, but my storage just got raided, after we talked. If this is your way of recriprocrating, I'll have to reconsider my decision..."
*Dealer leaves the room*
For the people that understand.... it was a $1800 lesson. Never try to act smart. The lessons are way to pricey. I found the conversation greatly amusing, considering the chasm in purpose.. Sighz, heart pain....
On to more positive things, went back to bbss yesterday... the MI campus looks more run-down then I expected, It had like a kampong-feel with it.... So it was on with chatting to teachers. Quite alot of familiars came back, so it was ok, however many other psed. As usual, outstanding people did outstanding things ;
alfone ; jinkun! alfred later coming for u!
leledo ; happy teachers day mrs ooi! *hands EZ-link card*
fabian ; *carries quekie then drops him on the ground* (creating 6.0 ritcher-scales all around the world )
alfred ; for simply not coming
liangyu ; for simply not knowing we were coming
justin ; coming with a ruptured lung
jianhao ; somehow making quek forget his name. LOL
Hmm, ok, forgive if there's anything I left out. Then went to do some unlawful assembly, 14 of us I think, coincidentally drawn together by the mysterious compelling forces of glmz aka Gan lao mianZ.
Today spent on less eventful things, dotaing days away, and emo-ing nights off....
Btw, started to learn my blogsong marriage, and many thanks to niggy for spending 1 hr teaching me to press two keys after one LOL.
AND YES DOTI; YOU! BOO! WASTE TEA IS BECAUSE WHEN TUDI BAI SHIFU THEY WILL GIVE TEA!!!
Police: "Hi, I'm here"
Dealer: "Basically, you want to discuss how the drugs are getting in right?"
Police: "Is it going to be very technical, hold on I'll get my techie in...15 mins"
Dealer: "Yea, sure I'm fine..."
** Awkward silence for fifteen minutes **
*Police friend C walks in*
Police: "Hi C, meet the dealer"
Dealer: "Let's start with basics....we call it....*blah*blah*blah*"
Dealer: "...so basically, to do it, we..."
* MSN beeps *
The Dealer looks at his MSN, mortified to find his worker reporting that their storage has been raided, all the goods were gone........
Dealer: "Hold on, you've just banned one of my accounts..."
Police: "So you're saying you can just ship drugs in anytime?"
Dealer: "I don't know if it just happens so, but my storage just got raided, after we talked. If this is your way of recriprocrating, I'll have to reconsider my decision..."
*Dealer leaves the room*
For the people that understand.... it was a $1800 lesson. Never try to act smart. The lessons are way to pricey. I found the conversation greatly amusing, considering the chasm in purpose.. Sighz, heart pain....
On to more positive things, went back to bbss yesterday... the MI campus looks more run-down then I expected, It had like a kampong-feel with it.... So it was on with chatting to teachers. Quite alot of familiars came back, so it was ok, however many other psed. As usual, outstanding people did outstanding things ;
alfone ; jinkun! alfred later coming for u!
leledo ; happy teachers day mrs ooi! *hands EZ-link card*
fabian ; *carries quekie then drops him on the ground* (creating 6.0 ritcher-scales all around the world )
alfred ; for simply not coming
liangyu ; for simply not knowing we were coming
justin ; coming with a ruptured lung
jianhao ; somehow making quek forget his name. LOL
Hmm, ok, forgive if there's anything I left out. Then went to do some unlawful assembly, 14 of us I think, coincidentally drawn together by the mysterious compelling forces of glmz aka Gan lao mianZ.
Today spent on less eventful things, dotaing days away, and emo-ing nights off....
Btw, started to learn my blogsong marriage, and many thanks to niggy for spending 1 hr teaching me to press two keys after one LOL.
AND YES DOTI; YOU! BOO! WASTE TEA IS BECAUSE WHEN TUDI BAI SHIFU THEY WILL GIVE TEA!!!
Scammed and green tea!
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西方曾经有位哲人说;
女人啊，华丽的金钻，闪耀的珠光，为你赢得了女皇般虚妄的想像。岂知你的周遭，只剩下势利的毒，傲慢的香，撩人也杀人的芬芳。
女人啊，当你再度向财富致敬，向名利欢呼，向权利高举臂膀，请不必询问那只曾经歌咏的画眉，她已经不知飞向何方。因为她的嗓音已经干枯喑哑，为了真实、尊荣和洁净灵魂的灭亡。
Ok.. so I thought my mirror was so nice to meticulously transcribe out every word in this fine work of art. Ever since it's intrusion, its lingering aura of mystery has compelled me to seek its original source. Nevertheless, no avail. So no proper English transcription, I shall hence not post translated versions for fear of losing its essence. Art loses form over translation.
Some googling coughed out some eyebrow-raising facts, the punctuations matched perfectly... only to realise my mirror had scammed me... I thought she so NICE. omg... SCAMMER! SCAMMERRR!!!
On to more positive things... getting drunk on green tea for the past few days. Realised that drinking green tea isn't at all simple. A correct method of savouring the tea will produce different results, try it. Instead of gulping down the green tea, let it expanse on your tongue. The aroma will devour your taste buds.
Let me put it perfectly clear it is possible to get drunk on tea, especially green ones..
Ok so I admit, I've been drinking abit too much now...( 2 x 1.5L in 1 day ) But its health benefits are unparalleled compared to coke and other drinks...
Been really hooked up with the mart these few days.. really having not much time to chill. Domestic overstay really drives dementia, you tend to become less realistic.
Again.. my mind is in absolute solitary darkness, like a broken crayon.. Its getting harder to draw things out.
女人啊，华丽的金钻，闪耀的珠光，为你赢得了女皇般虚妄的想像。岂知你的周遭，只剩下势利的毒，傲慢的香，撩人也杀人的芬芳。
女人啊，当你再度向财富致敬，向名利欢呼，向权利高举臂膀，请不必询问那只曾经歌咏的画眉，她已经不知飞向何方。因为她的嗓音已经干枯喑哑，为了真实、尊荣和洁净灵魂的灭亡。
Ok.. so I thought my mirror was so nice to meticulously transcribe out every word in this fine work of art. Ever since it's intrusion, its lingering aura of mystery has compelled me to seek its original source. Nevertheless, no avail. So no proper English transcription, I shall hence not post translated versions for fear of losing its essence. Art loses form over translation.
Some googling coughed out some eyebrow-raising facts, the punctuations matched perfectly... only to realise my mirror had scammed me... I thought she so NICE. omg... SCAMMER! SCAMMERRR!!!
On to more positive things... getting drunk on green tea for the past few days. Realised that drinking green tea isn't at all simple. A correct method of savouring the tea will produce different results, try it. Instead of gulping down the green tea, let it expanse on your tongue. The aroma will devour your taste buds.
Let me put it perfectly clear it is possible to get drunk on tea, especially green ones..
Ok so I admit, I've been drinking abit too much now...( 2 x 1.5L in 1 day ) But its health benefits are unparalleled compared to coke and other drinks...
Been really hooked up with the mart these few days.. really having not much time to chill. Domestic overstay really drives dementia, you tend to become less realistic.
Again.. my mind is in absolute solitary darkness, like a broken crayon.. Its getting harder to draw things out.
Close but yet far..
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Close but yet so far.
The key strikes a sour note.
I stare deep inside.
Your eyes tell me nothing but lies.
I began to wonder
Past time and fun,
How much did we build,
If we even did to begin with?
You tell me what not I must hear,
I pick up not what you meant to drop.
Relentlessy I seek,
Then, a mistake, I find.
I read, and began to further ponder,
An absence of understanding,
It but draws the gap yonder.
Do I even know who you are?
Your words,
They express your heart,
Love, sorrow, pain, guilt.
I see them all, but feel none.
I tell myself,
Its but one.
Then it came, yet another,
I stared... can this even be done..?
It dawns upon me,
The light of the revealing sun.
I know, all but none.
Do I even deserve to share your fun?
It moves, only but one way.
I reminisice, but it's too late.
What's lost can never be begot.
Who, in time, can I find to blame?
It's not as simple as I thought,
It was never about smiling,
It was never about laughing,
It is about being there.
The wind blows,
But its chiller then ever before.
I never knew what It's like,
The loneliness of being alone in the dark.
Chapters fly by,
The clock strikes one,
Its done...
No more in slumber, you find me.
I will begin now.....wait for me guys....
The key strikes a sour note.
I stare deep inside.
Your eyes tell me nothing but lies.
I began to wonder
Past time and fun,
How much did we build,
If we even did to begin with?
You tell me what not I must hear,
I pick up not what you meant to drop.
Relentlessy I seek,
Then, a mistake, I find.
I read, and began to further ponder,
An absence of understanding,
It but draws the gap yonder.
Do I even know who you are?
Your words,
They express your heart,
Love, sorrow, pain, guilt.
I see them all, but feel none.
I tell myself,
Its but one.
Then it came, yet another,
I stared... can this even be done..?
It dawns upon me,
The light of the revealing sun.
I know, all but none.
Do I even deserve to share your fun?
It moves, only but one way.
I reminisice, but it's too late.
What's lost can never be begot.
Who, in time, can I find to blame?
It's not as simple as I thought,
It was never about smiling,
It was never about laughing,
It is about being there.
The wind blows,
But its chiller then ever before.
I never knew what It's like,
The loneliness of being alone in the dark.
Chapters fly by,
The clock strikes one,
Its done...
No more in slumber, you find me.
I will begin now.....wait for me guys....
Mental Block
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Ok realised I havent blogged for some time now, assignments bugging me, plus the incredible everlasting stress from the Mart...
This is a future photo of my car..
=O
Ok, I get it, its kinda a lame entry, Im just doing it so it dosent seem dead. Wait, there's more..I got scammed to buy this.. because I thought I'd be something interesting. They actually vend it from a machine at 20 cents... Inside all post cards.. zz
Last Wednesday
Nothing much... walked along school after some radio to see a lambroghini. Omg chio man. I'm like getting one of this.
This is a future photo of my car..
Went to SIM for lunch... basically SIM food kinda good... try their seafood pasta. Its gosu. And then theres this magic pasta. omg.
=O
Ok, I get it, its kinda a lame entry, Im just doing it so it dosent seem dead. Wait, there's more..I got scammed to buy this.. because I thought I'd be something interesting. They actually vend it from a machine at 20 cents... Inside all post cards.. zz
Even snowie bwg, tio scam again.
Dinner over the weekend at cartel. God cant even rmb when... then no disturbia cos of psers....
Had sakae today. Supposedly because of the speech coming up, needed some visual aids... but as usual its an excuse to go splurge.
Kinda experiencing a mental block now.. will do a makeup post with tangible content soon..... promise. -.-
WOOT! HAPPY POST
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Really shagged, but felt like I just gotta post. Huge load off my mind.... ^^
Sunday
Met with zw, my soon-to-be web programmer. Kudos to be late on your first meeting with a client man. 1hr-late somemore bring girlfriend. But not bad, girlfriend quite chio. LOL. Met at starbucks @ ps where we discussed. Not bad, he has the skills, could understand what I was talking. (Seldom people do)
Then after that went back, after some MA ps-ed again. bwg, even snowie bwg. So met out for dinner with usual peeps, were we juz try to find the most expensive place to eat. End up all crowded, have to goto some lame Siamese restaurant to eat. BWG, Buffet like crap, waste of money...
So was finding something to get for my niece for the nice things she's done for me =D. (Yes, im a very gd uncle) Then suddenly in Precious Thots, alfred suggest one of those jewellery boxes. I was like ok, what for? They he jitao
"Get one of these la, so she can keep money she stole from the husband"
Ended up in puzzle world, where we bought a 216 piece puzzle. After dinner, chionged to the library to finish it... but noooo late 15 minutes, as library closed. BWG, have to complete it outside Macs.
Excellent use of the finger
Rylynn here I come!!
Behold the imba bunnies. See JM? This are what you call bunnies, not that thing that growls that you have...
snowie^-^
Sunday
Met with zw, my soon-to-be web programmer. Kudos to be late on your first meeting with a client man. 1hr-late somemore bring girlfriend. But not bad, girlfriend quite chio. LOL. Met at starbucks @ ps where we discussed. Not bad, he has the skills, could understand what I was talking. (Seldom people do)
Then after that went back, after some MA ps-ed again. bwg, even snowie bwg. So met out for dinner with usual peeps, were we juz try to find the most expensive place to eat. End up all crowded, have to goto some lame Siamese restaurant to eat. BWG, Buffet like crap, waste of money...
So was finding something to get for my niece for the nice things she's done for me =D. (Yes, im a very gd uncle) Then suddenly in Precious Thots, alfred suggest one of those jewellery boxes. I was like ok, what for? They he jitao
"Get one of these la, so she can keep money she stole from the husband"
Ended up in puzzle world, where we bought a 216 piece puzzle. After dinner, chionged to the library to finish it... but noooo late 15 minutes, as library closed. BWG, have to complete it outside Macs.
Excellent use of the finger
Almost complete!!
Completed the puzzle at last,bwg they actually forced my treat mcwings as reward. bwgbwg, such nice friends I got. Then zhaoed. Spent hell alot money today, like on the super-over-priced capo I bought, which is basically hard like crap... china goods... tsktsk
Rylynn here I come!!
Behold the imba bunnies. See JM? This are what you call bunnies, not that thing that growls that you have...
snowie^-^
HECTIC WEEK + CONCERT!
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Last Friday
Rest at last... whole week spent rushing assignments, on the brink of insanity. Finally its over. Wanted to geng, but nothing much to do. Went jamming with rome,quanie,phua & jang yesterday. SP facilites are like so much better then NP. (But not the students, cos got rome) On the way to dinner had to collect payment from this customer...
At first was ok, then he started to call my hp. Once, ok nvm. Twice, ok still fine... until six times..
"Hello meeting today right?" - perfectly fine, he just wanted to confirm
"Hello, Dover right?" - yes the sms said dover
"Hello, I've reached the bus-stop, what should I do?" - take the escalator up
"Hello, I'm taking the escalator up now" - ... tell me for what?!
"Hello, I'm there already" - of course i know ur there, how long for an escalator ride?!
"Hello, I'm wearing jeans" - LIKE WTF, EVERYONE WEARS JEANS
hate small kids. zzzz. meet-up first thing already is inconvenient. 1. kids just like to spice it up, by peskily calling you over and over again. 2. they like to ROLL UP / FOLD their money. I was carrying so many things alr, then he gave me the folded notes I was sian diao alr. But must smile. customer always right =)))))))))))))))
Unfold finish, counted and short 10 dollars. 3. kids maths always cmi. Then he ran down to take more money from his parents. 4. I despise people who buy this type of thing with parents money. 5. he gave me coins...
BWG MAN. NEVER GIVE PEOPLE COINS. ITS LIKE TELLING THEM, "NA, HERES THE CHANGE". brian we must organise a raid party to pk small kids.
Went to eat some western... food wasnt bad, but the conversation was better. dinner was never about nice food, it was about nice people with nice talk.
Sunday
Crap.. can't remember what I did over the weekend... zzzz
Sent money to zhou today, my irritating thai middleman. If china farmers deserve to be shot, thai middlemen should burn eternally in hellfire.... they are just... so... imba... niao... and... pesky...plus their voice is seriously worse then nikkies.... so..... weizi...so........BWG...
Tuesday
Kena conned into buying tix to sing4kids charity concert. justingo is an excellent liar. nervetheless went tgther wif ma, nat, moo and precy. Concert was abit too heavy on the ears, and light on the eyes. However, what enthralled me had to be some broadway singer, and paul's duet with norman. Some NP Idol finalists cover of sun yan zi was also v good. Can see some talent there.
Eve's break-dancing group intertia was also on, infact first item. Sorry to say, but really not impressed, except for a few stunts. many supposedly great bands came to perform too, of course got affiliation with NP. But mosted kinda just sucked, with levels going out of tune... basically cant hear much proper music.
Saw Eunice Olsen outside, supposedly there to let some year2 students interview. (OMG, thats me nxt year or?) Sad to say like most other stars, she looks alot worse off camera. Not saying all stars do, some certainly look more beautiful off camera, not her however.
Okay, what was I expecting for a 5 dollars ticket? Furthermore its for charity. Still great entertainment thou, didnt regret staying.
Must start getting used to just walking out of class w/o telling tutors...
Been rather busy with the biz nowadays... I'm losing touch with the world... maybe should forgo your goals? Afterall six figures to enter army seems like a rather far-fetched aim...
"....your love, it keeps me alive"
Rest at last... whole week spent rushing assignments, on the brink of insanity. Finally its over. Wanted to geng, but nothing much to do. Went jamming with rome,quanie,phua & jang yesterday. SP facilites are like so much better then NP. (But not the students, cos got rome) On the way to dinner had to collect payment from this customer...
At first was ok, then he started to call my hp. Once, ok nvm. Twice, ok still fine... until six times..
"Hello meeting today right?" - perfectly fine, he just wanted to confirm
"Hello, Dover right?" - yes the sms said dover
"Hello, I've reached the bus-stop, what should I do?" - take the escalator up
"Hello, I'm taking the escalator up now" - ... tell me for what?!
"Hello, I'm there already" - of course i know ur there, how long for an escalator ride?!
"Hello, I'm wearing jeans" - LIKE WTF, EVERYONE WEARS JEANS
hate small kids. zzzz. meet-up first thing already is inconvenient. 1. kids just like to spice it up, by peskily calling you over and over again. 2. they like to ROLL UP / FOLD their money. I was carrying so many things alr, then he gave me the folded notes I was sian diao alr. But must smile. customer always right =)))))))))))))))
Unfold finish, counted and short 10 dollars. 3. kids maths always cmi. Then he ran down to take more money from his parents. 4. I despise people who buy this type of thing with parents money. 5. he gave me coins...
BWG MAN. NEVER GIVE PEOPLE COINS. ITS LIKE TELLING THEM, "NA, HERES THE CHANGE". brian we must organise a raid party to pk small kids.
Went to eat some western... food wasnt bad, but the conversation was better. dinner was never about nice food, it was about nice people with nice talk.
Sunday
Crap.. can't remember what I did over the weekend... zzzz
Sent money to zhou today, my irritating thai middleman. If china farmers deserve to be shot, thai middlemen should burn eternally in hellfire.... they are just... so... imba... niao... and... pesky...plus their voice is seriously worse then nikkies.... so..... weizi...so........BWG...
Tuesday
Kena conned into buying tix to sing4kids charity concert. justingo is an excellent liar. nervetheless went tgther wif ma, nat, moo and precy. Concert was abit too heavy on the ears, and light on the eyes. However, what enthralled me had to be some broadway singer, and paul's duet with norman. Some NP Idol finalists cover of sun yan zi was also v good. Can see some talent there.
Eve's break-dancing group intertia was also on, infact first item. Sorry to say, but really not impressed, except for a few stunts. many supposedly great bands came to perform too, of course got affiliation with NP. But mosted kinda just sucked, with levels going out of tune... basically cant hear much proper music.
Saw Eunice Olsen outside, supposedly there to let some year2 students interview. (OMG, thats me nxt year or?) Sad to say like most other stars, she looks alot worse off camera. Not saying all stars do, some certainly look more beautiful off camera, not her however.
Okay, what was I expecting for a 5 dollars ticket? Furthermore its for charity. Still great entertainment thou, didnt regret staying.
Must start getting used to just walking out of class w/o telling tutors...
Been rather busy with the biz nowadays... I'm losing touch with the world... maybe should forgo your goals? Afterall six figures to enter army seems like a rather far-fetched aim...
"....your love, it keeps me alive"
TransformerS =D
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Thursday
I am proud to say I am in MCM, because of my perfectly-sane classmates who prance around in radio class.
Even snowie bwg.
Friday
Went to sch early to do radio with piggy. Then later had to rush to rail mall to remit money. Then when I reach there. They NV ACCEPT NETS. I was like. Okay, no NETS nvm.. So I walked around to find an ATM, then cannot find leh. The cold storage auntie tell me,
"Oh, here dont have POSB or UOB"
I was like.. wtf, where got such nonsense one? Running later liao, so took a cab to Bukit Timah Plaza, then ask the uncle wait there then withdraw then take back here, then take back to NP. 12 dollars in taxi fare. Bwgbwg, damn nonsense.
You know those counter always got sweets one? While queueing saw a man just finish his transaction, so he reach for the sweets. Then he jitao scoop the whole bowl out, and put one back inside and cover the lid. Typical Singaporean.
Went back to NP, where some radio DJ came.. to promote some Nokia phone. Seriously nowadays I wonder what qualities it takes to become a media celebrity. She was seriously like dawn la, promoting stupid things about the phone.
" The phone got mp3 function can play songs... It has a speaker, so you can play out loud"
SMLJ, nowadays got phone no speaker function one!?
" You also can view videos and take pictures... So its pretty cool.."
Yea, compared to 3310 its super cool.
They invited people to sing to try to win the phone. Then as usual no one wanted to sing, so have to go "invite" people. Then eventually after a few sang still ok. Got this guy standing there and watching. The DJ then asked him using the mic
"那位先生在看住我们很久了，是不是想要来唱?"
He jitao answer. YES! Then go sing. So I thought he must have some skillx. From info-comm de, then still go choose English song. The enunciation all so piao-zhunx. You try to see you can even hear wad song it is.
Watched Transformers after dinner.. and forced heng to watch it 2nd time. muahahaa. Pretty good movie, considering the story is like my grandpa generation. Lame story, but impressive CGI for a 150m budget. A must-watch.
Just got a call from NP boarding, seems like they finally decided to make it into a club. Boat Party FTW!!!
New blog song. I'm gona learn it! =D
I am proud to say I am in MCM, because of my perfectly-sane classmates who prance around in radio class.
Even snowie bwg.
Friday
Went to sch early to do radio with piggy. Then later had to rush to rail mall to remit money. Then when I reach there. They NV ACCEPT NETS. I was like. Okay, no NETS nvm.. So I walked around to find an ATM, then cannot find leh. The cold storage auntie tell me,
"Oh, here dont have POSB or UOB"
I was like.. wtf, where got such nonsense one? Running later liao, so took a cab to Bukit Timah Plaza, then ask the uncle wait there then withdraw then take back here, then take back to NP. 12 dollars in taxi fare. Bwgbwg, damn nonsense.
You know those counter always got sweets one? While queueing saw a man just finish his transaction, so he reach for the sweets. Then he jitao scoop the whole bowl out, and put one back inside and cover the lid. Typical Singaporean.
Went back to NP, where some radio DJ came.. to promote some Nokia phone. Seriously nowadays I wonder what qualities it takes to become a media celebrity. She was seriously like dawn la, promoting stupid things about the phone.
" The phone got mp3 function can play songs... It has a speaker, so you can play out loud"
SMLJ, nowadays got phone no speaker function one!?
" You also can view videos and take pictures... So its pretty cool.."
Yea, compared to 3310 its super cool.
They invited people to sing to try to win the phone. Then as usual no one wanted to sing, so have to go "invite" people. Then eventually after a few sang still ok. Got this guy standing there and watching. The DJ then asked him using the mic
"那位先生在看住我们很久了，是不是想要来唱?"
He jitao answer. YES! Then go sing. So I thought he must have some skillx. From info-comm de, then still go choose English song. The enunciation all so piao-zhunx. You try to see you can even hear wad song it is.
Watched Transformers after dinner.. and forced heng to watch it 2nd time. muahahaa. Pretty good movie, considering the story is like my grandpa generation. Lame story, but impressive CGI for a 150m budget. A must-watch.
Just got a call from NP boarding, seems like they finally decided to make it into a club. Boat Party FTW!!!
New blog song. I'm gona learn it! =D
yangmi won... LUCKOR?
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BWGBWG. curse you people who voted for YangMi. You all prolly din even know her surname isnt even cai... is cos some faggot dono how to read. BWGBWG.
Wednesday
Met to go wakeboarding with huuuuuuuu, so took a taxi there. Where we boarded for a total of 3 hrs. Getting better now, can stand, ride in and out of wakes, and even attempted to jump. However, nearly suffered a concussion as a head-smashed into the water twice... once so hard my head was spinning.
None can win yh, as she demonstrated her imba butt-boarding skillz. peifux
Being dao is cool - Goh Q.S (Quanie n.d.)
Thursday
Right, happy birthday hu. Finally decided not to pangseh us huh? Dinner at delifrance @hollandV. Body started to ache badly from the boarding, especially the back & butt. Omg man, cant even walk properly.
Walked quite long, because ma leading the way. end up walk one big round.. bwg, so dumb.. and to think we even dumber to let her lead... Delifrance dinner is not bad quite nice, then it was time for desert.. We were on the second floor, then just so happen no waiters around, and there were no other customers. So sian don't want to go down. Just called 100 to ask for their branch number.. and..
"Hello? Excuse me, Can you deliver our dessert now? We are above you"
LOL. I BET THEY SURE 加料 for us!
Saturday
Awoke from the usual morning opera sessions. Felt real full, didnt eat breakfast.. Lunch came.. skipped it as well.. too full.. Ate about 3 biscuits and a small bar of chocolate for snack. Down with fever, felt very hot.. whole body with pains, spoils of boarding and its aches. Severe headache, slipping in and out of consciouss.. shortness of breath.. cant breathe properly. Then it came, diarroeha. Kept going toilet....eventually became worse, nausea followed, and stomach felt very bloated. Skipped dinner, didnt really feel like eating. totally cannot tahan. Night time.. body felt really cold, cannot even tahan the fan, but I was sweating terribly. Throughout the night couldnt sleep, nocturnal diarroeha is the best man.. bwg..life of a living dead...
Nvm, I'm considered fit compared to heng and nat, noobs, they vomitted. HAHAHA LOSERS! NOT FIT! ESP NAT, CANT EVEN GO FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY COS UR VOMITTING, WEAK MAN. NOT LIKE ME SO FIT, UNAFFECTED AT ALL. NOOOOOOB!
The cause? simple : god-forsaken waters off serangoon that enters your body thru your nose.
Wakeboarding is really raxing..Firstly, it burns your wallet, then your muscles, then your body, then your health : A truly expensive sport; take it up with caution.
Curse you people who voted for yangmi, you all suck. and val... I HATE YOU~!!!
Wednesday
Met to go wakeboarding with huuuuuuuu, so took a taxi there. Where we boarded for a total of 3 hrs. Getting better now, can stand, ride in and out of wakes, and even attempted to jump. However, nearly suffered a concussion as a head-smashed into the water twice... once so hard my head was spinning.
None can win yh, as she demonstrated her imba butt-boarding skillz. peifux
Being dao is cool - Goh Q.S (Quanie n.d.)
Thursday
Right, happy birthday hu. Finally decided not to pangseh us huh? Dinner at delifrance @hollandV. Body started to ache badly from the boarding, especially the back & butt. Omg man, cant even walk properly.
Walked quite long, because ma leading the way. end up walk one big round.. bwg, so dumb.. and to think we even dumber to let her lead... Delifrance dinner is not bad quite nice, then it was time for desert.. We were on the second floor, then just so happen no waiters around, and there were no other customers. So sian don't want to go down. Just called 100 to ask for their branch number.. and..
"Hello? Excuse me, Can you deliver our dessert now? We are above you"
LOL. I BET THEY SURE 加料 for us!
Saturday
Awoke from the usual morning opera sessions. Felt real full, didnt eat breakfast.. Lunch came.. skipped it as well.. too full.. Ate about 3 biscuits and a small bar of chocolate for snack. Down with fever, felt very hot.. whole body with pains, spoils of boarding and its aches. Severe headache, slipping in and out of consciouss.. shortness of breath.. cant breathe properly. Then it came, diarroeha. Kept going toilet....eventually became worse, nausea followed, and stomach felt very bloated. Skipped dinner, didnt really feel like eating. totally cannot tahan. Night time.. body felt really cold, cannot even tahan the fan, but I was sweating terribly. Throughout the night couldnt sleep, nocturnal diarroeha is the best man.. bwg..life of a living dead...
Nvm, I'm considered fit compared to heng and nat, noobs, they vomitted. HAHAHA LOSERS! NOT FIT! ESP NAT, CANT EVEN GO FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY COS UR VOMITTING, WEAK MAN. NOT LIKE ME SO FIT, UNAFFECTED AT ALL. NOOOOOOB!
The cause? simple : god-forsaken waters off serangoon that enters your body thru your nose.
Wakeboarding is really raxing..Firstly, it burns your wallet, then your muscles, then your body, then your health : A truly expensive sport; take it up with caution.
Curse you people who voted for yangmi, you all suck. and val... I HATE YOU~!!!
Who's more chio!!
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Two guys were contemplating over two girls online...
When they couldn't come to an agreement, they decided to ask for more views.. However, the results varied tremendously.... As such, they need your help!
BTW: Voters, please tag so we can keep track. Just tag a simple lyf if u voted for top, and cym if you voted for btm.
When they couldn't come to an agreement, they decided to ask for more views.. However, the results varied tremendously.... As such, they need your help!
BTW: Voters, please tag so we can keep track. Just tag a simple lyf if u voted for top, and cym if you voted for btm.
Syke + Supper + HUUUUU!
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Let's start wif some real kool stuff.
Thursday
Went to hengster's house to swim..thereafter going to visit skye, which was our true intention...(whoever gave a damn about brian?)
My inferior attempts to imitate leledo
Notice how his head turns when he hears weird noises (eg. lele) It just makes him imba-cute. Skye so far one of the cutest dog's I've seen...excluding puppies of course..
Behold skye, he-who-is-owned-by-someone-who-needs-to-get-owned
Brian should be shot. He dosen't deserve such a cute dog. Except for the fact he's super horny... skye makes a perfect dog.
Friday
Met again to raid ameen. Started off with me going to NP to consult for my thesis... went there for like.. five minutes? I was like WTF, omg, can't this simple consultation be done over the phone or sth!? Then it ended way earlier then expected. What's worse was I brought my new acoustic guitar ALONG. Super bulky day, Bag + Laptop + Guitar. Then just slack in canteen, bored until I fell asleep... bwg, because some ps-er dowan let me go his house slack... bwg brian.. bwg.
Then NLYZZZZZ came to visit NP, where he was amazed by NP's poor facilites.. (Well, compared to JJ it was already like vegas, so he was very amused). Ended up slacking in the library and thereafter going to Heng's house to slack.. AGAIN.
Met at eight at Heng's house, where nat attempted to tune my guitar...after I broke two strings. Was already scared enough, so dont dare tune myself. Then Nat went to tune.. *TWOPIANK!*
Bwg, break two of my strings... bwgbwg. I think I so far snapped like 8 strings in total already? Champion guitarist.
Went for prata + tomyum at Al-ameen, where the man tell us sit in some deserted alley to eat. We were like omg, is this even clean enough to eat at?! Then nvm, suddenly there came another group of customers... Guess what the guy tell us to do? He tell us, "Eh, you all move to the next table"
Best liao, 17 years of eating out, never have I once been TOLD to move..
BWG.BWG.
Saturday
Awoke at 12.. ,which so happens to be my usual slumber-demise for the past few days, from the opera my mum was singing to the maid. Still groggy, I walked past my mum who was already on her lunch.. Then she told me..
"Eh, Go see where the maid put the crabs"
I was like.. okay...Ask lor, she probably just left it under the basket like usual... Then I asked her, she say.. "fridge, in fridge" It was too late.. my mum overheard.. thus began the second opera show of the day.. much louder then the first.
I was just laughing there... ROFL man, she just put the whole plastic bag of crabs, crabs still in the plastic bag, then wrap them up and stuff in the fridge. HAHAHAHHAA
Then went to Starbucks to interview a staff, whom I was gona employ.. and he turned out to be like 8 years older? Driving car and alr bring the gf along. The pay is quite low alr. I read his resume, he has some uhlu degree. So people, please take note of how bad the recession is...
After some rushing then got to PS at around 8.15, one hour late... then suddenly yh say, "eh, I going home now.. sry cant make it.." BWGBWG MAN. Today just ps-ed so much to celebrate her birthday in advance and she just PS-ed!
Then nvm, some smart-ass went to suggest crystal jade. So went to eat, when fred&ma came to join.. Spent like 30 minutes without ordering, because everything seemed either out of budget or not interesting. Then like some dua-pa shaoye-s there, like deciding how many bowls of abalone to eat... end up order some basic fare... LOL
Then again, got some idiot bring pretzels in... BWGBWG, as if we not drama enuff.
idiot
Then we started ordering our own basic main courses, then when came to order the side dishes, everything was like sold out.. so eventually just anyhow order... when the auntie left we don't even know what the hell we ordered.LOL. Then fred STUNNED us!!! OMG! HE ORDERED SOMETHING WITH ABALONE! IMAGINE! FROM FRED LEH! HE-WHO-EATS-KOPITIAM-FOR-WEDDINGS-AND-MAGGIE-MEE-FOR-BIRTHDAY
End up kena scamz, the abalone like fifty cent coin liddat.LOL
HAHAHA NOOB!
Fabian couldn't resist the lao-aunties who were trying to take our order, so order finish he just 谢谢小姐 even thou the lady clearly married with grandchildren liao... but what to do? fabian's the auntie-killer.
Then JM, whom has lived 17yrs without a brain, continued to survive w/o a brain.. by hitting fabian and saying " Stop POR-ing the auntie lar!"... only to see the auntie just behind fabian...
bwgbwg.... ps till the max.
Then went to E2MAX to slack, where AGAIN, they ALWAYS MANAGE to do it... gave us wrong movie again... Aeon Flux --> Hau mo chu (The Haunted School) When the movie ended we just jitao stun there.. then start to laugh until bth.
Throughout the movie, not ONE second I was even scared. The whole show was like some love story? Like some taiwanese drama serial.. Laugh until bth... the plot is so freaking corny. LOL
Ok, ending here, btw throughout the blogpost I kept hearing weird noises from the kitchen, which almost made me thing lame ghost stories are true.. until I went there and laugh until I bth again..... Someone had left a crab in the sink.. alive, and It was just flipping and *bong-ing* all over... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Thursday
Went to hengster's house to swim..thereafter going to visit skye, which was our true intention...(whoever gave a damn about brian?)
My inferior attempts to imitate leledo
Notice how his head turns when he hears weird noises (eg. lele) It just makes him imba-cute. Skye so far one of the cutest dog's I've seen...excluding puppies of course..
Behold skye, he-who-is-owned-by-someone-who-needs-to-get-owned
Brian should be shot. He dosen't deserve such a cute dog. Except for the fact he's super horny... skye makes a perfect dog.
Friday
Met again to raid ameen. Started off with me going to NP to consult for my thesis... went there for like.. five minutes? I was like WTF, omg, can't this simple consultation be done over the phone or sth!? Then it ended way earlier then expected. What's worse was I brought my new acoustic guitar ALONG. Super bulky day, Bag + Laptop + Guitar. Then just slack in canteen, bored until I fell asleep... bwg, because some ps-er dowan let me go his house slack... bwg brian.. bwg.
Then NLYZZZZZ came to visit NP, where he was amazed by NP's poor facilites.. (Well, compared to JJ it was already like vegas, so he was very amused). Ended up slacking in the library and thereafter going to Heng's house to slack.. AGAIN.
Met at eight at Heng's house, where nat attempted to tune my guitar...after I broke two strings. Was already scared enough, so dont dare tune myself. Then Nat went to tune.. *TWOPIANK!*
Bwg, break two of my strings... bwgbwg. I think I so far snapped like 8 strings in total already? Champion guitarist.
Went for prata + tomyum at Al-ameen, where the man tell us sit in some deserted alley to eat. We were like omg, is this even clean enough to eat at?! Then nvm, suddenly there came another group of customers... Guess what the guy tell us to do? He tell us, "Eh, you all move to the next table"
Best liao, 17 years of eating out, never have I once been TOLD to move..
BWG.BWG.
Saturday
Awoke at 12.. ,which so happens to be my usual slumber-demise for the past few days, from the opera my mum was singing to the maid. Still groggy, I walked past my mum who was already on her lunch.. Then she told me..
"Eh, Go see where the maid put the crabs"
I was like.. okay...Ask lor, she probably just left it under the basket like usual... Then I asked her, she say.. "fridge, in fridge" It was too late.. my mum overheard.. thus began the second opera show of the day.. much louder then the first.
I was just laughing there... ROFL man, she just put the whole plastic bag of crabs, crabs still in the plastic bag, then wrap them up and stuff in the fridge. HAHAHAHHAA
Then went to Starbucks to interview a staff, whom I was gona employ.. and he turned out to be like 8 years older? Driving car and alr bring the gf along. The pay is quite low alr. I read his resume, he has some uhlu degree. So people, please take note of how bad the recession is...
After some rushing then got to PS at around 8.15, one hour late... then suddenly yh say, "eh, I going home now.. sry cant make it.." BWGBWG MAN. Today just ps-ed so much to celebrate her birthday in advance and she just PS-ed!
Then nvm, some smart-ass went to suggest crystal jade. So went to eat, when fred&ma came to join.. Spent like 30 minutes without ordering, because everything seemed either out of budget or not interesting. Then like some dua-pa shaoye-s there, like deciding how many bowls of abalone to eat... end up order some basic fare... LOL
Then again, got some idiot bring pretzels in... BWGBWG, as if we not drama enuff.
idiot
Then we started ordering our own basic main courses, then when came to order the side dishes, everything was like sold out.. so eventually just anyhow order... when the auntie left we don't even know what the hell we ordered.LOL. Then fred STUNNED us!!! OMG! HE ORDERED SOMETHING WITH ABALONE! IMAGINE! FROM FRED LEH! HE-WHO-EATS-KOPITIAM-FOR-WEDDINGS-AND-MAGGIE-MEE-FOR-BIRTHDAY
End up kena scamz, the abalone like fifty cent coin liddat.LOL
HAHAHA NOOB!
Fabian couldn't resist the lao-aunties who were trying to take our order, so order finish he just 谢谢小姐 even thou the lady clearly married with grandchildren liao... but what to do? fabian's the auntie-killer.
Then JM, whom has lived 17yrs without a brain, continued to survive w/o a brain.. by hitting fabian and saying " Stop POR-ing the auntie lar!"... only to see the auntie just behind fabian...
bwgbwg.... ps till the max.
Then went to E2MAX to slack, where AGAIN, they ALWAYS MANAGE to do it... gave us wrong movie again... Aeon Flux --> Hau mo chu (The Haunted School) When the movie ended we just jitao stun there.. then start to laugh until bth.
Throughout the movie, not ONE second I was even scared. The whole show was like some love story? Like some taiwanese drama serial.. Laugh until bth... the plot is so freaking corny. LOL
Ok, ending here, btw throughout the blogpost I kept hearing weird noises from the kitchen, which almost made me thing lame ghost stories are true.. until I went there and laugh until I bth again..... Someone had left a crab in the sink.. alive, and It was just flipping and *bong-ing* all over... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Visiting MOO!
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MOOO! Sry din come see you. But too late, they told us you discharge at 5. We can only reach 5 plus.. MOoOooOo!
Intended to go visit moo, but end up was too late, so met for dinner instead.. Went to cine, chicago steakhouse, then ate chicken there. Then eating halfway, OMG-WTF, I bite onto the fork.... Not that its pain.. But.. something came out..
OMGWTFBBQ
Felt like telling the waiter, "eh, your chicken was too hard, I demand compensation, heres my proof!"
But I'm nice, so didn't. LOL. Okay then went to E2Max again..As usual, bad customer service, we got wrong DVD again, rented Mr & Mrs Smith, but they gave us Cinderella instead.... sighz..
Korean ghost shows are somewhat sophisticated, not really scary, more of tradgic. The true horror lies in the sadism of the humans, but not the ghosts... someone becomes a thriller..
Nothing much, quite boring.. Gona get it fixed tmr.. cold drinks, food, anything also bth, very painful...
P|-|34r |\/|`/ |33+ 5k!||Z !!!
PS: PLEASE CHECK BELOW, NAT HAS ALREADY UPDATED ON THE SENTOSA STAKEOUT :O
I finally understood you can't light a candle thats already been lit... but what happens to that match that's burning & waiting..?
Intended to go visit moo, but end up was too late, so met for dinner instead.. Went to cine, chicago steakhouse, then ate chicken there. Then eating halfway, OMG-WTF, I bite onto the fork.... Not that its pain.. But.. something came out..
OMGWTFBBQ
Felt like telling the waiter, "eh, your chicken was too hard, I demand compensation, heres my proof!"
But I'm nice, so didn't. LOL. Okay then went to E2Max again..As usual, bad customer service, we got wrong DVD again, rented Mr & Mrs Smith, but they gave us Cinderella instead.... sighz..
Korean ghost shows are somewhat sophisticated, not really scary, more of tradgic. The true horror lies in the sadism of the humans, but not the ghosts... someone becomes a thriller..
Nothing much, quite boring.. Gona get it fixed tmr.. cold drinks, food, anything also bth, very painful...
P|-|34r |\/|`/ |33+ 5k!||Z !!!
PS: PLEASE CHECK BELOW, NAT HAS ALREADY UPDATED ON THE SENTOSA STAKEOUT :O
I finally understood you can't light a candle thats already been lit... but what happens to that match that's burning & waiting..?
Visit to my cousin.
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It came. 1pm... a seemingly harmless MSN message.. My aunt had asked me to visit.
After months of procrastination with my brother, we finally chose the sacrificial lamb to undertake this melancholic task. It was no easy feat, considering she had endless vocal ammunition, much enough to immobilize you over the phone. The product: sore arms, as the spoils of war, from gripping on to the phone, which seemed to blare an intolerable & continuous opera session. However, there was no choice. It had to be done.....
I solemnly trudged out of the house as if approaching the guillotine. The bus ride seemed long and depressing, devoid of humanitarian compassion. Each minute drew me closer to his bony fingers, which seemed to subtly welcome my throat. Shaded in his dark hood, you almost could see his reaper concealed in the other hand behind his back. Death was already impatient from his wait...
The bus skidded to a halt, and the doors opened, welcoming the scorch of noon; which seemed to faintly hint hell's fury. "Non Mihi Solum" read the board, an indication that his chamber was near. I embarked on my journey to find his lair, almost sure my requiem awaited. Heaven gave no grace by stifling his death sonata, wanting me to fall from grace unprepared.
I wandered aimlessly, as if in a pathetic attempt to hinder his grip on my soul. I walked on for an hour, after what it was supposed to be a 15 minute walk.... Simply put, I got lost, and took a DAMN big de-tour.
K, above abit exaggerated, my aunt isn't at all that bad. Just felt like I didn't want facile homo sapiens to comprehend. So met my aunt & cousin waiting below their block.. and went to eat Nyny. So talked abit, catching up on times. Not much related content can be posted here. So shall attempt to elaborate what I've observed. Nyny's margaritas are only SO-SO
I am a type of person who cannot take long bus-rides... if I'm not tired. My eyes cannot seem to spare the scenery outside.. My mind cannot relent on their nature...
This may probably not be true, however, have you considered you maybe could identify your location from the layout/structure of the HDB blocks? AMK establishments seem to place more emphasis on organisation. However, estates in west area like bb and bp seem to be more space constrained. In addition, there are lesser high-rise buildings, more low-level shop houses. The place just looks more like a town. Even their point blocks appear to be that of a typical block in bp area. There is more greenery in the area, and community image seems to have been on the top of the list. Plants and other miscellaneous facilities were in abundance.
Then we look at the majority of the population, and how they behave. The residential areas boasted more senior citizens. Sitting, contemplating on life together, and reminiscing on their greener years. Fowls for companions; to slay time, and find solace in absence of their offspring or their deceased counterparts; they seem to really understand the meaning of life... or at least their meaning on life. The youths portray a totally different image. More haphazard and opulent in vigor, they radiated an aura of arrogance.. keeping faith that their brotherhood would stand by them in their duels.
Even the shops were not spared. There were less cosmopolitan capitals, shops were more laid-back, focused on carrying on the family pride, and not in pursuit of the endless struggle to fortune.
I began to wonder and compare the difference in lifestyles of people from different districts, even in an already negligible dot on the atlas. The stress from a hustle and bustle of a city was simply absent. Life seemed alot simpler. Life seemed alot better.
And at the end of the day... you began to wonder why you came...
After months of procrastination with my brother, we finally chose the sacrificial lamb to undertake this melancholic task. It was no easy feat, considering she had endless vocal ammunition, much enough to immobilize you over the phone. The product: sore arms, as the spoils of war, from gripping on to the phone, which seemed to blare an intolerable & continuous opera session. However, there was no choice. It had to be done.....
I solemnly trudged out of the house as if approaching the guillotine. The bus ride seemed long and depressing, devoid of humanitarian compassion. Each minute drew me closer to his bony fingers, which seemed to subtly welcome my throat. Shaded in his dark hood, you almost could see his reaper concealed in the other hand behind his back. Death was already impatient from his wait...
The bus skidded to a halt, and the doors opened, welcoming the scorch of noon; which seemed to faintly hint hell's fury. "Non Mihi Solum" read the board, an indication that his chamber was near. I embarked on my journey to find his lair, almost sure my requiem awaited. Heaven gave no grace by stifling his death sonata, wanting me to fall from grace unprepared.
I wandered aimlessly, as if in a pathetic attempt to hinder his grip on my soul. I walked on for an hour, after what it was supposed to be a 15 minute walk.... Simply put, I got lost, and took a DAMN big de-tour.
K, above abit exaggerated, my aunt isn't at all that bad. Just felt like I didn't want facile homo sapiens to comprehend. So met my aunt & cousin waiting below their block.. and went to eat Nyny. So talked abit, catching up on times. Not much related content can be posted here. So shall attempt to elaborate what I've observed. Nyny's margaritas are only SO-SO
I am a type of person who cannot take long bus-rides... if I'm not tired. My eyes cannot seem to spare the scenery outside.. My mind cannot relent on their nature...
This may probably not be true, however, have you considered you maybe could identify your location from the layout/structure of the HDB blocks? AMK establishments seem to place more emphasis on organisation. However, estates in west area like bb and bp seem to be more space constrained. In addition, there are lesser high-rise buildings, more low-level shop houses. The place just looks more like a town. Even their point blocks appear to be that of a typical block in bp area. There is more greenery in the area, and community image seems to have been on the top of the list. Plants and other miscellaneous facilities were in abundance.
Then we look at the majority of the population, and how they behave. The residential areas boasted more senior citizens. Sitting, contemplating on life together, and reminiscing on their greener years. Fowls for companions; to slay time, and find solace in absence of their offspring or their deceased counterparts; they seem to really understand the meaning of life... or at least their meaning on life. The youths portray a totally different image. More haphazard and opulent in vigor, they radiated an aura of arrogance.. keeping faith that their brotherhood would stand by them in their duels.
Even the shops were not spared. There were less cosmopolitan capitals, shops were more laid-back, focused on carrying on the family pride, and not in pursuit of the endless struggle to fortune.
I began to wonder and compare the difference in lifestyles of people from different districts, even in an already negligible dot on the atlas. The stress from a hustle and bustle of a city was simply absent. Life seemed alot simpler. Life seemed alot better.
And at the end of the day... you began to wonder why you came...
Sentosa Stakeout!
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Chionged to NP to submit my 3 paras, then later met them @ bbmrt to go. Finally, an outing with full attendence, (except for XANG-A) So arrived @ habourfront, then went to buy food. Cos some people.. nv BRING. BWG.... Staple food = 80x satay. LOL. Then came brian...
OMG, you see liao, wa.. hip. not bad. New hairstyle... then he turn around... LOL!!!!
ROFL, GI-JOE-ed
So we arrived. Sentosa changed pretty alot, modernize alot liao, but somehow I didnt really like it..prefered the old layout. Then went to walk thru-and-fro until we found a spot to campx. By then... 5+ liao..QQ
Then started eating.. poor alfred, sandwiches make until so xingku, end up the intake the least. LOL. Not that its not nice, but juz cos no one wanted to be so full, or so I think. (Personally nv eat, scared stomachacheX).
Then we saw a rather fanatical sight, a sort of mini-twister was slowly being recalled into the clouds. (Theres a name, I forgot) The clouds started to sink in, and then it started to drizzle abit. Drizzling stopped after a while, then we began to dig a hole for brianX, after we caught him to rape him a few times, pouring and rubbing sand in his pants. (Mag thoroughly enjoyed it, she rubbed his ass herself) So later digging took some time, Nat came to join...
Finally, it was done. We set brian down in... muahaha.. It was quite deep, and he went in butt first. LOL
QQ more brian, hope u rmb it hurt
We had a piggyback race. LOL, Mag piggy yh, Fabian piggied Jang, I piggied CA, LOL then race. Lame stupid, then nearly fall down... Then PY pangseh liao, and zhao-ed. Then Brian & Dawn MIA.
Getting boring here. Touch rugby next, on the sand. Not bad, learnt the game in 15 minutes, quite fun.. Then most jidong is yh liao, start screaming, " he OFFSIDE, he OFFSIDE! RUN! RUN! " then super high-pitch, LOL. That was until alfred.. haix, bwg, literally played TOUCH rugby.. shall not elaborate further. LOL
Ok so later got some lame coordination game, end up mag teach us how to play then muz do forefit... Her forefit was to do cartwheels, two consecutive. LOL, trust me, VERY FUNNY. LOL
K next, getting boring liao, Brian & Dawn returned, it was time for chubby bunny. (for those who duno refer to previous post). LOL, about eight of us started off, then a few KO-ed after like 5 marshmallows. Then later dawn was out, then fred, then nat&ca, then brian. Left me and fabian. OMG hes DAMN FAT LA, his mouth can PUT NON-STOP. I reach 12 I already bth, choking liao, then gave up. He still there happily stuffing into his mouth! LOL
Then I walk halfway to the sea to spit it, controlling not to vomit. Then nat came past and "AHAHAHAHHA" then I just jitao merlion everything on the sand. Nearly choked. LOL
Next up, was "I've never", where you were supposed to say sth you've never done before, then those who HAVE will have to drink as a forefit. Kinda truth game.. but abit QQ at times. So end up found out alot interesting facts. Then wanted to sabo ma, so we planned consecutively, then ended with..
" I have never french-kissed before.. "
AHHAHAHAA. DIE MA! Ok, most of them had to leave by now.. left ca,nly,me,nat,heng,ma.. bwg PSERs. Ok so they zhaoed then we continued to slack... when Brian&Dawn MIA again, somehow thinking we duno.. Nvm, SECOND time liao..
Slacked on the beach with satay and drinks, then talked and crapped... went for a walk and feet-soaking...
2:10am... Suddenly they came back.. while we were discussing some.. sensitive issues. So we told dawn, " eh pls come back later, guy talk " Then she left... with brian along as well.... 3rd time liao... BTW if ur cold rmb to drink cold drinks with ice, and if you cant sleep drink caffine. Some people think it helps..REALLY DENSE.
So later slacked further. Then nat took out his PSP. I bwg man, playing PSP on sentosa is seriously loserism. Then sian, so began to use a wooden stick to flatten the sand like a drawing board, then drew some things to guess...
Slacked further, time getting slow now... boring. Embarked on a big project, to flatten out sand about 3x2 metres. To make a v big drawing area. Then completed, and signed our names, MA & SON, complete with footprints. (Don't have pics yet, v hard to take)
Then brian wanted to go toilet... guess who he went with.. 4th time liao.. Seriously bwg. Didn't want to elaborate.. but omg!
`~[[*
Nat the Great’s unbelievable night. Okay not so much for me as it was for two other individuals – B & D . Im not gonna give names hahahaha.
So we had this stayover in Sentosa, initially intended to be a nice little get-together. A GET-TOGETHER (rhetorical). We were supposed to chill in one big group. This included NOT sneaking off to godforsaken corners of the beach or the abandoned toilet to do godforsaken things. So, it was quadruple happiness for B & D (I’ll hence forth refer to them as THE COUPLE. I hate typing B &D) that night as they quietly head off to different spots to do *stuff. Okay well at least they thought they were subtle enough (Truth be told, their actions, in reality, personified 2 elephants stomping through Westmall.) (Hmm it would actually be quite nice to see something like that happen. I wanna see the aftermath… arms and legs of ahbengs strewn all over the floor. Yeahppaye. Best day of my life. Okay enough with the digression.) Okay, so every time they ‘crept’ off, heads would turn, and we’d start speculating. Not about what they were gonna do; we already knew that. Damn obvious. We’d ponder WHERE the much awaited entwinement was going to take place. We didn’t need to wonder long because wneh they came back, sweaty and all, one of them would just blurt things out like word vomit.
“Wah! The sand over there very soft know!”
Or
“I didn’t know they had seats on the beach!”
There was one time we knew beforehand though.
B: “I need to go pee.” (got up and left)
And then D GOT UP AND FOLLOWED.
We were nice people so we didn’t want to go disturb them. Knowing was enough; visuals would be murder.
Think of it this way – B’s BARE ASS.
I’d rather gouge my eyes out myself.
Honglin will elaborate further.
I confirm that this short written documentary is a true and accurate description of what happened during unearthly hours between 11 June 2007 to 12 June 2007.
NAT
*]]~`
Yeap, then we it began to drizzle abit, the wind was blowing very hard. Very very cold. So I took out my windbreakerx, then lend ma.. she wearing halfway I told her if theres a smell, its probably cos the last person I lent to was a malay girl. Then she immediately " EE DOWAN LIAO ". So she spent the next hour freezing, while I was tempting her LOL.. racist right? BWG.
Drizzle amplified into rain, took shelter in a pavilion.. until morningx, then zhaoed home.. quite an eventful trip.. considering how much it changed... =/
Live & let go dude, at least you once had it... think of others who fell before they even stood up
OMG, you see liao, wa.. hip. not bad. New hairstyle... then he turn around... LOL!!!!
ROFL, GI-JOE-ed
So we arrived. Sentosa changed pretty alot, modernize alot liao, but somehow I didnt really like it..prefered the old layout. Then went to walk thru-and-fro until we found a spot to campx. By then... 5+ liao..QQ
Then started eating.. poor alfred, sandwiches make until so xingku, end up the intake the least. LOL. Not that its not nice, but juz cos no one wanted to be so full, or so I think. (Personally nv eat, scared stomachacheX).
Then we saw a rather fanatical sight, a sort of mini-twister was slowly being recalled into the clouds. (Theres a name, I forgot) The clouds started to sink in, and then it started to drizzle abit. Drizzling stopped after a while, then we began to dig a hole for brianX, after we caught him to rape him a few times, pouring and rubbing sand in his pants. (Mag thoroughly enjoyed it, she rubbed his ass herself) So later digging took some time, Nat came to join...
Finally, it was done. We set brian down in... muahaha.. It was quite deep, and he went in butt first. LOL
QQ more brian, hope u rmb it hurt
We had a piggyback race. LOL, Mag piggy yh, Fabian piggied Jang, I piggied CA, LOL then race. Lame stupid, then nearly fall down... Then PY pangseh liao, and zhao-ed. Then Brian & Dawn MIA.
Getting boring here. Touch rugby next, on the sand. Not bad, learnt the game in 15 minutes, quite fun.. Then most jidong is yh liao, start screaming, " he OFFSIDE, he OFFSIDE! RUN! RUN! " then super high-pitch, LOL. That was until alfred.. haix, bwg, literally played TOUCH rugby.. shall not elaborate further. LOL
Ok so later got some lame coordination game, end up mag teach us how to play then muz do forefit... Her forefit was to do cartwheels, two consecutive. LOL, trust me, VERY FUNNY. LOL
K next, getting boring liao, Brian & Dawn returned, it was time for chubby bunny. (for those who duno refer to previous post). LOL, about eight of us started off, then a few KO-ed after like 5 marshmallows. Then later dawn was out, then fred, then nat&ca, then brian. Left me and fabian. OMG hes DAMN FAT LA, his mouth can PUT NON-STOP. I reach 12 I already bth, choking liao, then gave up. He still there happily stuffing into his mouth! LOL
Then I walk halfway to the sea to spit it, controlling not to vomit. Then nat came past and "AHAHAHAHHA" then I just jitao merlion everything on the sand. Nearly choked. LOL
Next up, was "I've never", where you were supposed to say sth you've never done before, then those who HAVE will have to drink as a forefit. Kinda truth game.. but abit QQ at times. So end up found out alot interesting facts. Then wanted to sabo ma, so we planned consecutively, then ended with..
" I have never french-kissed before.. "
AHHAHAHAA. DIE MA! Ok, most of them had to leave by now.. left ca,nly,me,nat,heng,ma.. bwg PSERs. Ok so they zhaoed then we continued to slack... when Brian&Dawn MIA again, somehow thinking we duno.. Nvm, SECOND time liao..
Slacked on the beach with satay and drinks, then talked and crapped... went for a walk and feet-soaking...
2:10am... Suddenly they came back.. while we were discussing some.. sensitive issues. So we told dawn, " eh pls come back later, guy talk " Then she left... with brian along as well.... 3rd time liao... BTW if ur cold rmb to drink cold drinks with ice, and if you cant sleep drink caffine. Some people think it helps..REALLY DENSE.
So later slacked further. Then nat took out his PSP. I bwg man, playing PSP on sentosa is seriously loserism. Then sian, so began to use a wooden stick to flatten the sand like a drawing board, then drew some things to guess...
Slacked further, time getting slow now... boring. Embarked on a big project, to flatten out sand about 3x2 metres. To make a v big drawing area. Then completed, and signed our names, MA & SON, complete with footprints. (Don't have pics yet, v hard to take)
Then brian wanted to go toilet... guess who he went with.. 4th time liao.. Seriously bwg. Didn't want to elaborate.. but omg!
`~[[*
Nat the Great’s unbelievable night. Okay not so much for me as it was for two other individuals – B & D . Im not gonna give names hahahaha.
So we had this stayover in Sentosa, initially intended to be a nice little get-together. A GET-TOGETHER (rhetorical). We were supposed to chill in one big group. This included NOT sneaking off to godforsaken corners of the beach or the abandoned toilet to do godforsaken things. So, it was quadruple happiness for B & D (I’ll hence forth refer to them as THE COUPLE. I hate typing B &D) that night as they quietly head off to different spots to do *stuff. Okay well at least they thought they were subtle enough (Truth be told, their actions, in reality, personified 2 elephants stomping through Westmall.) (Hmm it would actually be quite nice to see something like that happen. I wanna see the aftermath… arms and legs of ahbengs strewn all over the floor. Yeahppaye. Best day of my life. Okay enough with the digression.) Okay, so every time they ‘crept’ off, heads would turn, and we’d start speculating. Not about what they were gonna do; we already knew that. Damn obvious. We’d ponder WHERE the much awaited entwinement was going to take place. We didn’t need to wonder long because wneh they came back, sweaty and all, one of them would just blurt things out like word vomit.
“Wah! The sand over there very soft know!”
Or
“I didn’t know they had seats on the beach!”
There was one time we knew beforehand though.
B: “I need to go pee.” (got up and left)
And then D GOT UP AND FOLLOWED.
We were nice people so we didn’t want to go disturb them. Knowing was enough; visuals would be murder.
Think of it this way – B’s BARE ASS.
I’d rather gouge my eyes out myself.
Honglin will elaborate further.
I confirm that this short written documentary is a true and accurate description of what happened during unearthly hours between 11 June 2007 to 12 June 2007.
NAT
*]]~`
Yeap, then we it began to drizzle abit, the wind was blowing very hard. Very very cold. So I took out my windbreakerx, then lend ma.. she wearing halfway I told her if theres a smell, its probably cos the last person I lent to was a malay girl. Then she immediately " EE DOWAN LIAO ". So she spent the next hour freezing, while I was tempting her LOL.. racist right? BWG.
Drizzle amplified into rain, took shelter in a pavilion.. until morningx, then zhaoed home.. quite an eventful trip.. considering how much it changed... =/
Live & let go dude, at least you once had it... think of others who fell before they even stood up
Lifeless week =\
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Right.. Where do I begin..?
Spent the whole of last week... absorbed into a little "project"
Last Wednesday
Watched Fast Food Nation, part of our module. ^^, while others stare, glare, and tear their hair over things like statistics. Turned out to NOT be what I expected. Rated M-18, but yea. still they made it compulsory. Expected it to be sth like some kid eating fast food, obesity, but it was nothing near that. Movie reflected more on the harsh realities of life, what was projected to be a happy comedy turned out to be a melancholic mortification. It was like on the things we didnt expect, immigrants, disgust, effects of price wars, unconsensual sex. The gore in the movie was pretty horrible to.. when they ripped the innards of the cows, ( moo!!) and the ribena that spilled when they split the throats to slaughter.
Wanted to spend quality time to eat wif my MA, who always pangseh. Acutally no lah, just dinner. So went with her friend fiona to eat. Then fiona's bf drive us to like yishun? He's vv imba, can make bends at like 130? (BTW MA, forget about ur licence, it will make ur car insurance more exp)
Weekends
Pretty abridged eh?, Weekends. LOL. Nothing much to do, not to mention whole weekend also fully focused on my little "project".. Others schools having exams, FMS slacking, nothing much to do. So the project may not be a bad thing after all.
Tuesday
Came tuesday, met wy and doti go np, like totally prepared impromptu my citations test. End up, halfway on the bus, friend called to tell us lesson canceled. @#*%& lecturers in NP can just cancel tutorials -.-
Nevertheless went library to slack and study, then later joined by daryl and chenchaun. Witnessed a certain "occurence".. yea, somewhat not familiar to eyes like mine. So later received a call, telling me I won some book award, duno for wad crap, I dun even remember doing any book. Then had to attend a tea reception. So went down to the block to attend it, then they announced the scholarship winner. I hear liao jitao bwg. I mean whole school so many students only ONE applicant got it? If I knew I wont even bother applying liao. End up realise there was only ONE scholarship to begin with. IGNTS ppl, IGNTS
Spent the whole of last week... absorbed into a little "project"
Last Wednesday
Watched Fast Food Nation, part of our module. ^^, while others stare, glare, and tear their hair over things like statistics. Turned out to NOT be what I expected. Rated M-18, but yea. still they made it compulsory. Expected it to be sth like some kid eating fast food, obesity, but it was nothing near that. Movie reflected more on the harsh realities of life, what was projected to be a happy comedy turned out to be a melancholic mortification. It was like on the things we didnt expect, immigrants, disgust, effects of price wars, unconsensual sex. The gore in the movie was pretty horrible to.. when they ripped the innards of the cows, ( moo!!) and the ribena that spilled when they split the throats to slaughter.
Wanted to spend quality time to eat wif my MA, who always pangseh. Acutally no lah, just dinner. So went with her friend fiona to eat. Then fiona's bf drive us to like yishun? He's vv imba, can make bends at like 130? (BTW MA, forget about ur licence, it will make ur car insurance more exp)
Weekends
Pretty abridged eh?, Weekends. LOL. Nothing much to do, not to mention whole weekend also fully focused on my little "project".. Others schools having exams, FMS slacking, nothing much to do. So the project may not be a bad thing after all.
Tuesday
Came tuesday, met wy and doti go np, like totally prepared impromptu my citations test. End up, halfway on the bus, friend called to tell us lesson canceled. @#*%& lecturers in NP can just cancel tutorials -.-
Nevertheless went library to slack and study, then later joined by daryl and chenchaun. Witnessed a certain "occurence".. yea, somewhat not familiar to eyes like mine. So later received a call, telling me I won some book award, duno for wad crap, I dun even remember doing any book. Then had to attend a tea reception. So went down to the block to attend it, then they announced the scholarship winner. I hear liao jitao bwg. I mean whole school so many students only ONE applicant got it? If I knew I wont even bother applying liao. End up realise there was only ONE scholarship to begin with. IGNTS ppl, IGNTS
swimming/socpsych + stuck in lift
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Haven't blogged for 9 days.. a personal record.
Friday
Awoke shaggy, then rushed to school to finish up on social psycho project. Then one group member so far nv do anything liaos. Then she still turn up late. So called her
Me："eh, pearl where are you"
She: "On the bus.. what do I do about the flasher.."
Me: "huh? what flasher?"
She: "Theres this guy flashing at me la"
I was like.. wtf, lol? Why she so full of nonsense one?
Me: "er, okay.."
She: "ya, wad do I do, hes like jerking off in the bus..."
*Stunned*
Then later on the way to class, we saw two policemen walking. Then we know they looking for her already. So she went to talk to them, then she later came class late.
So when she in class, she was like.. "Crap, why never catch him?" I mean, its like on a bus, what are the odds to catch him? Then she talked about suing him for sexual harrassment. I asked her why she so persistant... her answer seriously QQ-ed me.
" That time my friend also sued a guy for sexual harrasment, he touched her back. He compensated 500 dollars.."
Swimming later with heng nat and nlyzzzz. So met nly earlier, then went to shell to slack. Where we saw something vv disturbing...
LE, NOOOOOOO
Talk alot crap in the pool. Then later went suana, where we attempted to BBQ our marshmallows in the heat. Apparently dosent work, so dont try. Then went up to brian's house to slack. Skye is seriously v cute LOL. Then later outside brian's door, we attempted to play CHUBBY BUNNY again. Pwns man, please watch video LOL, PS: Advertistment is everywhere nowadays -.-
Charby barn-*ourrph*
LOL, then later I forgot my stuff, so ask brian to throw down, as usual he never fails to amaze me. Such a big empty area he puporsley want land it on the pillars... So watch his QQ attempt to retrieve it. LOL
QQ more noob
The marshmallow...
Monday
Met ozy precy & nat, justingoz, heng for dinnerx. Then later nat act SMART, want to take the disabled ppl's lift... End up? LIFT STUCK, then ppl watching us like we some sort of idiotx.BWG MAN. Watch the video. that noob..
bwg la nat.. stupid fag
Friday
Awoke shaggy, then rushed to school to finish up on social psycho project. Then one group member so far nv do anything liaos. Then she still turn up late. So called her
Me："eh, pearl where are you"
She: "On the bus.. what do I do about the flasher.."
Me: "huh? what flasher?"
She: "Theres this guy flashing at me la"
I was like.. wtf, lol? Why she so full of nonsense one?
Me: "er, okay.."
She: "ya, wad do I do, hes like jerking off in the bus..."
*Stunned*
Then later on the way to class, we saw two policemen walking. Then we know they looking for her already. So she went to talk to them, then she later came class late.
So when she in class, she was like.. "Crap, why never catch him?" I mean, its like on a bus, what are the odds to catch him? Then she talked about suing him for sexual harrassment. I asked her why she so persistant... her answer seriously QQ-ed me.
" That time my friend also sued a guy for sexual harrasment, he touched her back. He compensated 500 dollars.."
Swimming later with heng nat and nlyzzzz. So met nly earlier, then went to shell to slack. Where we saw something vv disturbing...
LE, NOOOOOOO
Talk alot crap in the pool. Then later went suana, where we attempted to BBQ our marshmallows in the heat. Apparently dosent work, so dont try. Then went up to brian's house to slack. Skye is seriously v cute LOL. Then later outside brian's door, we attempted to play CHUBBY BUNNY again. Pwns man, please watch video LOL, PS: Advertistment is everywhere nowadays -.-
Charby barn-*ourrph*
LOL, then later I forgot my stuff, so ask brian to throw down, as usual he never fails to amaze me. Such a big empty area he puporsley want land it on the pillars... So watch his QQ attempt to retrieve it. LOL
QQ more noob
The marshmallow...
Monday
Met ozy precy & nat, justingoz, heng for dinnerx. Then later nat act SMART, want to take the disabled ppl's lift... End up? LIFT STUCK, then ppl watching us like we some sort of idiotx.BWG MAN. Watch the video. that noob..
bwg la nat.. stupid fag
ma ya tang
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Friday
meow
Okay, the above is from a ma-ya-tang... eaten into a cat...
Longest sweet I've eaten? Eat 1 hr still in the mouth.... Aching jaws...
Met with nehpua and cang, acutally supposed to be more ppl one... as usual all vv spontanous.. Dinner was the usual except the lemon tea. Then went to chill at the playground outside wm... bring on the nostalgia..
Reminisced on the good old days... contemplated on faith.. drew conclusions. Yea, rest of the weekends quite emo..
MA YA TANG IS FOR PULLING TEETH OUT!! I bit into it la. OMG my teeth nearly came out... Never attempt to chew ur candy... btw it takes skill to eat can? See the picture above, it looks like a cat right? Originally was rectangular...
k... better force myself into slumber... Or i'll be QQin in lecture tmr.
meow
Okay, the above is from a ma-ya-tang... eaten into a cat...
Longest sweet I've eaten? Eat 1 hr still in the mouth.... Aching jaws...
Met with nehpua and cang, acutally supposed to be more ppl one... as usual all vv spontanous.. Dinner was the usual except the lemon tea. Then went to chill at the playground outside wm... bring on the nostalgia..
Reminisced on the good old days... contemplated on faith.. drew conclusions. Yea, rest of the weekends quite emo..
MA YA TANG IS FOR PULLING TEETH OUT!! I bit into it la. OMG my teeth nearly came out... Never attempt to chew ur candy... btw it takes skill to eat can? See the picture above, it looks like a cat right? Originally was rectangular...
k... better force myself into slumber... Or i'll be QQin in lecture tmr.
Wakeboardin~
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Right.........
Mother's day is today, sry mum, didnt mean it, try to understand..
Its going to be a little long, with alot of content....
Friday
Nothing much happened today, except on my way to my tutorial I was approached by two of these chinese-looking ppl, speaking vv clear english, I totally understood them.
"Excu me sir, can haf 5 minite of yr time? "
It was time for lessons, but we were allowed 15 minute's grace...
Me: " Err.. okay "
He: " Okay, thunk u verli much "
" I am from christian assosiation in Nee Ann, take a look aroun you, the grass, the flower, the tree, the moon... tis are all criation of God. Do you believe in God? "
Me: " No. "
He: " Why not? "
Me: " Okay, let me ask you two questions... "
" Do you agree God can do everything? "
" Yes.. "
" So God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift? "
" Yes.. "
I started to control not to laugh liao... But he abit WolS, didnt understand... After explaining to him.....
Me: " So if god can do everything, how can he not lift the stone he created? "
It took him a while, but after he understood.... he paused for a while.... then..
" Jesus die on the cross for us... Do you want to read the bible, we understand together? "
I feel like i QQed him LOL!! I kindly rejected, was late for class yah, but told him I'd consider... Wanted to give him motivation yah..
I should learn not to be so anal... really =\
Saturday
Met some e5 peeps for lunch today, supposedly to celebrate my belated birthday, and pw's preluding, so happens 7 days after me... Met to goto Central... Some mall in Clark Quay, Manhattan Fish Market..
So we ordered, and the air-corn had broken down... vv hot... pw senior staff there okay. LOL. Can't believe it. Food was good, had extra fried shrimps and mushrooms, compliments of the manager, LOL, vv nice guy. Then later alot leftover food... So we started playing zhong ji mi ma. The sauce we concoted was superb, after pw go help herself to take all the sauce LOL
Chilli, Garlic Chilli, Garlic, Mayo, Tartar, Peach tea, Salt, Pepper, Ice-cubes, Black-Pepper sauce, Tomato, Calamari, Fried shrimps, Lemon, Butter-rice, Tabasco.
QQ, quite spicy, but tasted quite good.. until the Peach tea went in... LOL, then we keep bugging the waiter for more sauce, he go take at least got 3 times... So later clearing the plates, one grain of rice drop into xy's peach tea.. She go " EEE " then the manager gave her new one. LOL!!!
So my shoes kena stolen, in some "FOOTIE WAR", literally..... Managed to get one back... so if you were here, you'd see someone walking with one shoe.... and barefooted on the other... QQ
So xy took my other shoe then went down escalator, we thought she coming up, then she say she going home liao.. QQ MAN OMG. MY SHOE!!!
LOL, tyty, good friction shoes...
Sunday
QQ, Mother's day today.... hope my mum liked the mousse for breakfast..
So met for wakeboarding wif nig and nat, QQ, we arrive there 4pm, then they try to come jiaowei, tell us ambiguous location, after find 20 mins... we found out it was where we started...
Went to climb the rope structure, where we found out brian sucked at climbing... If you keep jumping on the ropes, he can't CLIMB. LOL
"Jump and touch the leaf, you'd get a million... that's if you touch la.. "
So after waiting for 1hr for them to arrive, It was five.... then the boat came.. omg, lol. I thought it would be @ some jetty....
15 minutes into the ride, we arrived at some secluded waters, probably a river, but still in SG waters... Then the instructor stop the boat, then turn around and ask...
"Okay, who's first "
Nat and heng vv good, nominate me, they didnt even pre-plan la omg...QQed
Testing subjects always die vv fast.... observe video...
They fake, only take my worst attempt, bwg
Then it was NAT's turn....
QQ,anyhow oso can
Brian last...
He looks like a chicken
So later while videoing Brian, a police coast guard boat came... Omg, they got 3 motors man... then the senior tell us they got some duno wad shit, can listen to us talk. LOL. So I act like taking brian, then go snap a picture..
Brian almost got deported....
Suddenly...
" PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF THE BOAT "
LOL, THEY USE THE LOUDHAILER SHOUT ACROSS. QQ!!!!
Omg man, I faster hide, LOL!!
Wakeboarding is fun, although vv tiring, water-drinking... and believe me the water is NOT nice, even though got a few flavours.. The water firstly, tastes like crap liao... thats for the normal flavour. Then if you lucky, you fall in a certain part of the river, the "teh-peng" section, the water serious is VV- QQ. LOL. Nat tio-ed.
When I came up, my shirt turned from white to brown... omg man..
So later the instructor gave us each a shot of his brandy, to kill w/e we just drank. OMg, throat burning.. Damn shag... So on the return boat back. The senior handed us cold mineral waters, then we drink halfway me and nat pakat. We jitao pour the damn cold water over brian. LOL! The spdboat damn fast, the wind vv cold, + he no shirt on. GG LOL
So later the senior wanted to drink too, Nat gave her his... then she drink abit liao, then suddenly POUR OVER BRIAN. LOL PWNED....
Actually duno why call her senior, she claims to be same yr as us.. but got previous wakeboarding experience... so yah.
Reach shore, it was alr 7pm. GG took cab home...
Reach home..... got some emo issues, dowan post here.... Sry mum, didnt mean it.. but not really my fault... the thing delayed... Please understand..Thx nat, for bothering to help.
Lesson of the Day: " Don't try to act smart, you will drink less water "
Quote of the Week:
" May the thousand devs of Blizzard descend upon you! Our nerfs shall blot out the sun!"
Shamans: " Then we will QQ in the shade.. "
Mother's day is today, sry mum, didnt mean it, try to understand..
Its going to be a little long, with alot of content....
Friday
Nothing much happened today, except on my way to my tutorial I was approached by two of these chinese-looking ppl, speaking vv clear english, I totally understood them.
"Excu me sir, can haf 5 minite of yr time? "
It was time for lessons, but we were allowed 15 minute's grace...
Me: " Err.. okay "
He: " Okay, thunk u verli much "
" I am from christian assosiation in Nee Ann, take a look aroun you, the grass, the flower, the tree, the moon... tis are all criation of God. Do you believe in God? "
Me: " No. "
He: " Why not? "
Me: " Okay, let me ask you two questions... "
" Do you agree God can do everything? "
" Yes.. "
" So God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift? "
" Yes.. "
I started to control not to laugh liao... But he abit WolS, didnt understand... After explaining to him.....
Me: " So if god can do everything, how can he not lift the stone he created? "
It took him a while, but after he understood.... he paused for a while.... then..
" Jesus die on the cross for us... Do you want to read the bible, we understand together? "
I feel like i QQed him LOL!! I kindly rejected, was late for class yah, but told him I'd consider... Wanted to give him motivation yah..
I should learn not to be so anal... really =\
Saturday
Met some e5 peeps for lunch today, supposedly to celebrate my belated birthday, and pw's preluding, so happens 7 days after me... Met to goto Central... Some mall in Clark Quay, Manhattan Fish Market..
So we ordered, and the air-corn had broken down... vv hot... pw senior staff there okay. LOL. Can't believe it. Food was good, had extra fried shrimps and mushrooms, compliments of the manager, LOL, vv nice guy. Then later alot leftover food... So we started playing zhong ji mi ma. The sauce we concoted was superb, after pw go help herself to take all the sauce LOL
Chilli, Garlic Chilli, Garlic, Mayo, Tartar, Peach tea, Salt, Pepper, Ice-cubes, Black-Pepper sauce, Tomato, Calamari, Fried shrimps, Lemon, Butter-rice, Tabasco.
QQ, quite spicy, but tasted quite good.. until the Peach tea went in... LOL, then we keep bugging the waiter for more sauce, he go take at least got 3 times... So later clearing the plates, one grain of rice drop into xy's peach tea.. She go " EEE " then the manager gave her new one. LOL!!!
So my shoes kena stolen, in some "FOOTIE WAR", literally..... Managed to get one back... so if you were here, you'd see someone walking with one shoe.... and barefooted on the other... QQ
So xy took my other shoe then went down escalator, we thought she coming up, then she say she going home liao.. QQ MAN OMG. MY SHOE!!!
LOL, tyty, good friction shoes...
Sunday
QQ, Mother's day today.... hope my mum liked the mousse for breakfast..
So met for wakeboarding wif nig and nat, QQ, we arrive there 4pm, then they try to come jiaowei, tell us ambiguous location, after find 20 mins... we found out it was where we started...
Went to climb the rope structure, where we found out brian sucked at climbing... If you keep jumping on the ropes, he can't CLIMB. LOL
"Jump and touch the leaf, you'd get a million... that's if you touch la.. "
So after waiting for 1hr for them to arrive, It was five.... then the boat came.. omg, lol. I thought it would be @ some jetty....
15 minutes into the ride, we arrived at some secluded waters, probably a river, but still in SG waters... Then the instructor stop the boat, then turn around and ask...
"Okay, who's first "
Nat and heng vv good, nominate me, they didnt even pre-plan la omg...QQed
Testing subjects always die vv fast.... observe video...
They fake, only take my worst attempt, bwg
Then it was NAT's turn....
QQ,anyhow oso can
Brian last...
He looks like a chicken
So later while videoing Brian, a police coast guard boat came... Omg, they got 3 motors man... then the senior tell us they got some duno wad shit, can listen to us talk. LOL. So I act like taking brian, then go snap a picture..
Brian almost got deported....
Suddenly...
" PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF THE BOAT "
LOL, THEY USE THE LOUDHAILER SHOUT ACROSS. QQ!!!!
Omg man, I faster hide, LOL!!
Wakeboarding is fun, although vv tiring, water-drinking... and believe me the water is NOT nice, even though got a few flavours.. The water firstly, tastes like crap liao... thats for the normal flavour. Then if you lucky, you fall in a certain part of the river, the "teh-peng" section, the water serious is VV- QQ. LOL. Nat tio-ed.
When I came up, my shirt turned from white to brown... omg man..
So later the instructor gave us each a shot of his brandy, to kill w/e we just drank. OMg, throat burning.. Damn shag... So on the return boat back. The senior handed us cold mineral waters, then we drink halfway me and nat pakat. We jitao pour the damn cold water over brian. LOL! The spdboat damn fast, the wind vv cold, + he no shirt on. GG LOL
So later the senior wanted to drink too, Nat gave her his... then she drink abit liao, then suddenly POUR OVER BRIAN. LOL PWNED....
Actually duno why call her senior, she claims to be same yr as us.. but got previous wakeboarding experience... so yah.
Reach shore, it was alr 7pm. GG took cab home...
Reach home..... got some emo issues, dowan post here.... Sry mum, didnt mean it.. but not really my fault... the thing delayed... Please understand..Thx nat, for bothering to help.
Lesson of the Day: " Don't try to act smart, you will drink less water "
Quote of the Week:
" May the thousand devs of Blizzard descend upon you! Our nerfs shall blot out the sun!"
Shamans: " Then we will QQ in the shade.. "