Sentosa Stakeout!

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Chionged to NP to submit my 3 paras, then later met them @ bbmrt to go. Finally, an outing with full attendence, (except for XANG-A) So arrived @ habourfront, then went to buy food. Cos some people.. nv BRING. BWG.... Staple food = 80x satay. LOL. Then came brian...

OMG, you see liao, wa.. hip. not bad. New hairstyle... then he turn around... LOL!!!!


ROFL, GI-JOE-ed

So we arrived. Sentosa changed pretty alot, modernize alot liao, but somehow I didnt really like it..prefered the old layout. Then went to walk thru-and-fro until we found a spot to campx. By then... 5+ liao..QQ

Then started eating.. poor alfred, sandwiches make until so xingku, end up the intake the least. LOL. Not that its not nice, but juz cos no one wanted to be so full, or so I think. (Personally nv eat, scared stomachacheX).

Then we saw a rather fanatical sight, a sort of mini-twister was slowly being recalled into the clouds. (Theres a name, I forgot) The clouds started to sink in, and then it started to drizzle abit. Drizzling stopped after a while, then we began to dig a hole for brianX, after we caught him to rape him a few times, pouring and rubbing sand in his pants. (Mag thoroughly enjoyed it, she rubbed his ass herself) So later digging took some time, Nat came to join...

Finally, it was done. We set brian down in... muahaha.. It was quite deep, and he went in butt first. LOL


QQ more brian, hope u rmb it hurt

We had a piggyback race. LOL, Mag piggy yh, Fabian piggied Jang, I piggied CA, LOL then race. Lame stupid, then nearly fall down... Then PY pangseh liao, and zhao-ed. Then Brian & Dawn MIA.

Getting boring here. Touch rugby next, on the sand. Not bad, learnt the game in 15 minutes, quite fun.. Then most jidong is yh liao, start screaming, " he OFFSIDE, he OFFSIDE! RUN! RUN! " then super high-pitch, LOL. That was until alfred.. haix, bwg, literally played TOUCH rugby.. shall not elaborate further. LOL

Ok so later got some lame coordination game, end up mag teach us how to play then muz do forefit... Her forefit was to do cartwheels, two consecutive. LOL, trust me, VERY FUNNY. LOL

K next, getting boring liao, Brian & Dawn returned, it was time for chubby bunny. (for those who duno refer to previous post). LOL, about eight of us started off, then a few KO-ed after like 5 marshmallows. Then later dawn was out, then fred, then nat&ca, then brian. Left me and fabian. OMG hes DAMN FAT LA, his mouth can PUT NON-STOP. I reach 12 I already bth, choking liao, then gave up. He still there happily stuffing into his mouth! LOL

Then I walk halfway to the sea to spit it, controlling not to vomit. Then nat came past and "AHAHAHAHHA" then I just jitao merlion everything on the sand. Nearly choked. LOL

Next up, was "I've never", where you were supposed to say sth you've never done before, then those who HAVE will have to drink as a forefit. Kinda truth game.. but abit QQ at times. So end up found out alot interesting facts. Then wanted to sabo ma, so we planned consecutively, then ended with..

" I have never french-kissed before.. "

AHHAHAHAA. DIE MA! Ok, most of them had to leave by now.. left ca,nly,me,nat,heng,ma.. bwg PSERs. Ok so they zhaoed then we continued to slack... when Brian&Dawn MIA again, somehow thinking we duno.. Nvm, SECOND time liao..

Slacked on the beach with satay and drinks, then talked and crapped... went for a walk and feet-soaking...

2:10am... Suddenly they came back.. while we were discussing some.. sensitive issues. So we told dawn, " eh pls come back later, guy talk " Then she left... with brian along as well.... 3rd time liao... BTW if ur cold rmb to drink cold drinks with ice, and if you cant sleep drink caffine. Some people think it helps..REALLY DENSE.

So later slacked further. Then nat took out his PSP. I bwg man, playing PSP on sentosa is seriously loserism. Then sian, so began to use a wooden stick to flatten the sand like a drawing board, then drew some things to guess...

Slacked further, time getting slow now... boring. Embarked on a big project, to flatten out sand about 3x2 metres. To make a v big drawing area. Then completed, and signed our names, MA & SON, complete with footprints. (Don't have pics yet, v hard to take)

Then brian wanted to go toilet... guess who he went with.. 4th time liao.. Seriously bwg. Didn't want to elaborate.. but omg!



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Nat the Great’s unbelievable night. Okay not so much for me as it was for two other individuals – B & D . Im not gonna give names hahahaha.

So we had this stayover in Sentosa, initially intended to be a nice little get-together. A GET-TOGETHER (rhetorical). We were supposed to chill in one big group. This included NOT sneaking off to godforsaken corners of the beach or the abandoned toilet to do godforsaken things. So, it was quadruple happiness for B & D (I’ll hence forth refer to them as THE COUPLE. I hate typing B &D) that night as they quietly head off to different spots to do *stuff. Okay well at least they thought they were subtle enough (Truth be told, their actions, in reality, personified 2 elephants stomping through Westmall.) (Hmm it would actually be quite nice to see something like that happen. I wanna see the aftermath… arms and legs of ahbengs strewn all over the floor. Yeahppaye. Best day of my life. Okay enough with the digression.) Okay, so every time they ‘crept’ off, heads would turn, and we’d start speculating. Not about what they were gonna do; we already knew that. Damn obvious. We’d ponder WHERE the much awaited entwinement was going to take place. We didn’t need to wonder long because wneh they came back, sweaty and all, one of them would just blurt things out like word vomit.

“Wah! The sand over there very soft know!”

Or

“I didn’t know they had seats on the beach!”

There was one time we knew beforehand though.

B: “I need to go pee.” (got up and left)
And then D GOT UP AND FOLLOWED.

We were nice people so we didn’t want to go disturb them. Knowing was enough; visuals would be murder.
Think of it this way – B’s BARE ASS.
I’d rather gouge my eyes out myself.

Honglin will elaborate further.


I confirm that this short written documentary is a true and accurate description of what happened during unearthly hours between 11 June 2007 to 12 June 2007.

NAT
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Yeap, then we it began to drizzle abit, the wind was blowing very hard. Very very cold. So I took out my windbreakerx, then lend ma.. she wearing halfway I told her if theres a smell, its probably cos the last person I lent to was a malay girl. Then she immediately " EE DOWAN LIAO ". So she spent the next hour freezing, while I was tempting her LOL.. racist right? BWG.

Drizzle amplified into rain, took shelter in a pavilion.. until morningx, then zhaoed home.. quite an eventful trip.. considering how much it changed... =/





Live & let go dude, at least you once had it... think of others who fell before they even stood up

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