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Let's start wif some real kool stuff.

Thursday

Went to hengster's house to swim..thereafter going to visit skye, which was our true intention...(whoever gave a damn about brian?)


My inferior attempts to imitate leledo

Notice how his head turns when he hears weird noises (eg. lele) It just makes him imba-cute. Skye so far one of the cutest dog's I've seen...excluding puppies of course..




Behold skye, he-who-is-owned-by-someone-who-needs-to-get-owned

Brian should be shot. He dosen't deserve such a cute dog. Except for the fact he's super horny... skye makes a perfect dog.


Friday

Met again to raid ameen. Started off with me going to NP to consult for my thesis... went there for like.. five minutes? I was like WTF, omg, can't this simple consultation be done over the phone or sth!? Then it ended way earlier then expected. What's worse was I brought my new acoustic guitar ALONG. Super bulky day, Bag + Laptop + Guitar. Then just slack in canteen, bored until I fell asleep... bwg, because some ps-er dowan let me go his house slack... bwg brian.. bwg.

Then NLYZZZZZ came to visit NP, where he was amazed by NP's poor facilites.. (Well, compared to JJ it was already like vegas, so he was very amused). Ended up slacking in the library and thereafter going to Heng's house to slack.. AGAIN.

Met at eight at Heng's house, where nat attempted to tune my guitar...after I broke two strings. Was already scared enough, so dont dare tune myself. Then Nat went to tune.. *TWOPIANK!*

Bwg, break two of my strings... bwgbwg. I think I so far snapped like 8 strings in total already? Champion guitarist.

Went for prata + tomyum at Al-ameen, where the man tell us sit in some deserted alley to eat. We were like omg, is this even clean enough to eat at?! Then nvm, suddenly there came another group of customers... Guess what the guy tell us to do? He tell us, "Eh, you all move to the next table"

Best liao, 17 years of eating out, never have I once been TOLD to move..

BWG.BWG.

Saturday

Awoke at 12.. ,which so happens to be my usual slumber-demise for the past few days, from the opera my mum was singing to the maid. Still groggy, I walked past my mum who was already on her lunch.. Then she told me..

"Eh, Go see where the maid put the crabs"

I was like.. okay...Ask lor, she probably just left it under the basket like usual... Then I asked her, she say.. "fridge, in fridge" It was too late.. my mum overheard.. thus began the second opera show of the day.. much louder then the first.
I was just laughing there... ROFL man, she just put the whole plastic bag of crabs, crabs still in the plastic bag, then wrap them up and stuff in the fridge. HAHAHAHHAA

Then went to Starbucks to interview a staff, whom I was gona employ.. and he turned out to be like 8 years older? Driving car and alr bring the gf along. The pay is quite low alr. I read his resume, he has some uhlu degree. So people, please take note of how bad the recession is...

After some rushing then got to PS at around 8.15, one hour late... then suddenly yh say, "eh, I going home now.. sry cant make it.." BWGBWG MAN. Today just ps-ed so much to celebrate her birthday in advance and she just PS-ed!

Then nvm, some smart-ass went to suggest crystal jade. So went to eat, when fred&ma came to join.. Spent like 30 minutes without ordering, because everything seemed either out of budget or not interesting. Then like some dua-pa shaoye-s there, like deciding how many bowls of abalone to eat... end up order some basic fare... LOL

Then again, got some idiot bring pretzels in... BWGBWG, as if we not drama enuff.


idiot

Then we started ordering our own basic main courses, then when came to order the side dishes, everything was like sold out.. so eventually just anyhow order... when the auntie left we don't even know what the hell we ordered.LOL. Then fred STUNNED us!!! OMG! HE ORDERED SOMETHING WITH ABALONE! IMAGINE! FROM FRED LEH! HE-WHO-EATS-KOPITIAM-FOR-WEDDINGS-AND-MAGGIE-MEE-FOR-BIRTHDAY

End up kena scamz, the abalone like fifty cent coin liddat.LOL


HAHAHA NOOB!

Fabian couldn't resist the lao-aunties who were trying to take our order, so order finish he just 谢谢小姐 even thou the lady clearly married with grandchildren liao... but what to do? fabian's the auntie-killer.

Then JM, whom has lived 17yrs without a brain, continued to survive w/o a brain.. by hitting fabian and saying " Stop POR-ing the auntie lar!"... only to see the auntie just behind fabian...

bwgbwg.... ps till the max.

Then went to E2MAX to slack, where AGAIN, they ALWAYS MANAGE to do it... gave us wrong movie again... Aeon Flux --> Hau mo chu (The Haunted School) When the movie ended we just jitao stun there.. then start to laugh until bth.

Throughout the movie, not ONE second I was even scared. The whole show was like some love story? Like some taiwanese drama serial.. Laugh until bth... the plot is so freaking corny. LOL

Ok, ending here, btw throughout the blogpost I kept hearing weird noises from the kitchen, which almost made me thing lame ghost stories are true.. until I went there and laugh until I bth again..... Someone had left a crab in the sink.. alive, and It was just flipping and *bong-ing* all over... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Visiting MOO!

MOOO! Sry din come see you. But too late, they told us you discharge at 5. We can only reach 5 plus.. MOoOooOo!

Intended to go visit moo, but end up was too late, so met for dinner instead.. Went to cine, chicago steakhouse, then ate chicken there. Then eating halfway, OMG-WTF, I bite onto the fork.... Not that its pain.. But.. something came out..


OMGWTFBBQ

Felt like telling the waiter, "eh, your chicken was too hard, I demand compensation, heres my proof!"

But I'm nice, so didn't. LOL. Okay then went to E2Max again..As usual, bad customer service, we got wrong DVD again, rented Mr & Mrs Smith, but they gave us Cinderella instead.... sighz..

Korean ghost shows are somewhat sophisticated, not really scary, more of tradgic. The true horror lies in the sadism of the humans, but not the ghosts... someone becomes a thriller..

Nothing much, quite boring.. Gona get it fixed tmr.. cold drinks, food, anything also bth, very painful...


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PS: PLEASE CHECK BELOW, NAT HAS ALREADY UPDATED ON THE SENTOSA STAKEOUT :O


I finally understood you can't light a candle thats already been lit... but what happens to that match that's burning & waiting..?

Visit to my cousin.

It came. 1pm... a seemingly harmless MSN message.. My aunt had asked me to visit.

After months of procrastination with my brother, we finally chose the sacrificial lamb to undertake this melancholic task. It was no easy feat, considering she had endless vocal ammunition, much enough to immobilize you over the phone. The product: sore arms, as the spoils of war, from gripping on to the phone, which seemed to blare an intolerable & continuous opera session. However, there was no choice. It had to be done.....

I solemnly trudged out of the house as if approaching the guillotine. The bus ride seemed long and depressing, devoid of humanitarian compassion. Each minute drew me closer to his bony fingers, which seemed to subtly welcome my throat. Shaded in his dark hood, you almost could see his reaper concealed in the other hand behind his back. Death was already impatient from his wait...

The bus skidded to a halt, and the doors opened, welcoming the scorch of noon; which seemed to faintly hint hell's fury. "Non Mihi Solum" read the board, an indication that his chamber was near. I embarked on my journey to find his lair, almost sure my requiem awaited. Heaven gave no grace by stifling his death sonata, wanting me to fall from grace unprepared.

I wandered aimlessly, as if in a pathetic attempt to hinder his grip on my soul. I walked on for an hour, after what it was supposed to be a 15 minute walk.... Simply put, I got lost, and took a DAMN big de-tour.

K, above abit exaggerated, my aunt isn't at all that bad. Just felt like I didn't want facile homo sapiens to comprehend. So met my aunt & cousin waiting below their block.. and went to eat Nyny. So talked abit, catching up on times. Not much related content can be posted here. So shall attempt to elaborate what I've observed. Nyny's margaritas are only SO-SO

I am a type of person who cannot take long bus-rides... if I'm not tired. My eyes cannot seem to spare the scenery outside.. My mind cannot relent on their nature...

This may probably not be true, however, have you considered you maybe could identify your location from the layout/structure of the HDB blocks? AMK establishments seem to place more emphasis on organisation. However, estates in west area like bb and bp seem to be more space constrained. In addition, there are lesser high-rise buildings, more low-level shop houses. The place just looks more like a town. Even their point blocks appear to be that of a typical block in bp area. There is more greenery in the area, and community image seems to have been on the top of the list. Plants and other miscellaneous facilities were in abundance.

Then we look at the majority of the population, and how they behave. The residential areas boasted more senior citizens. Sitting, contemplating on life together, and reminiscing on their greener years. Fowls for companions; to slay time, and find solace in absence of their offspring or their deceased counterparts; they seem to really understand the meaning of life... or at least their meaning on life. The youths portray a totally different image. More haphazard and opulent in vigor, they radiated an aura of arrogance.. keeping faith that their brotherhood would stand by them in their duels.

Even the shops were not spared. There were less cosmopolitan capitals, shops were more laid-back, focused on carrying on the family pride, and not in pursuit of the endless struggle to fortune.

I began to wonder and compare the difference in lifestyles of people from different districts, even in an already negligible dot on the atlas. The stress from a hustle and bustle of a city was simply absent. Life seemed alot simpler. Life seemed alot better.

And at the end of the day... you began to wonder why you came...

Sentosa Stakeout!

Chionged to NP to submit my 3 paras, then later met them @ bbmrt to go. Finally, an outing with full attendence, (except for XANG-A) So arrived @ habourfront, then went to buy food. Cos some people.. nv BRING. BWG.... Staple food = 80x satay. LOL. Then came brian...

OMG, you see liao, wa.. hip. not bad. New hairstyle... then he turn around... LOL!!!!


ROFL, GI-JOE-ed

So we arrived. Sentosa changed pretty alot, modernize alot liao, but somehow I didnt really like it..prefered the old layout. Then went to walk thru-and-fro until we found a spot to campx. By then... 5+ liao..QQ

Then started eating.. poor alfred, sandwiches make until so xingku, end up the intake the least. LOL. Not that its not nice, but juz cos no one wanted to be so full, or so I think. (Personally nv eat, scared stomachacheX).

Then we saw a rather fanatical sight, a sort of mini-twister was slowly being recalled into the clouds. (Theres a name, I forgot) The clouds started to sink in, and then it started to drizzle abit. Drizzling stopped after a while, then we began to dig a hole for brianX, after we caught him to rape him a few times, pouring and rubbing sand in his pants. (Mag thoroughly enjoyed it, she rubbed his ass herself) So later digging took some time, Nat came to join...

Finally, it was done. We set brian down in... muahaha.. It was quite deep, and he went in butt first. LOL


QQ more brian, hope u rmb it hurt

We had a piggyback race. LOL, Mag piggy yh, Fabian piggied Jang, I piggied CA, LOL then race. Lame stupid, then nearly fall down... Then PY pangseh liao, and zhao-ed. Then Brian & Dawn MIA.

Getting boring here. Touch rugby next, on the sand. Not bad, learnt the game in 15 minutes, quite fun.. Then most jidong is yh liao, start screaming, " he OFFSIDE, he OFFSIDE! RUN! RUN! " then super high-pitch, LOL. That was until alfred.. haix, bwg, literally played TOUCH rugby.. shall not elaborate further. LOL

Ok so later got some lame coordination game, end up mag teach us how to play then muz do forefit... Her forefit was to do cartwheels, two consecutive. LOL, trust me, VERY FUNNY. LOL

K next, getting boring liao, Brian & Dawn returned, it was time for chubby bunny. (for those who duno refer to previous post). LOL, about eight of us started off, then a few KO-ed after like 5 marshmallows. Then later dawn was out, then fred, then nat&ca, then brian. Left me and fabian. OMG hes DAMN FAT LA, his mouth can PUT NON-STOP. I reach 12 I already bth, choking liao, then gave up. He still there happily stuffing into his mouth! LOL

Then I walk halfway to the sea to spit it, controlling not to vomit. Then nat came past and "AHAHAHAHHA" then I just jitao merlion everything on the sand. Nearly choked. LOL

Next up, was "I've never", where you were supposed to say sth you've never done before, then those who HAVE will have to drink as a forefit. Kinda truth game.. but abit QQ at times. So end up found out alot interesting facts. Then wanted to sabo ma, so we planned consecutively, then ended with..

" I have never french-kissed before.. "

AHHAHAHAA. DIE MA! Ok, most of them had to leave by now.. left ca,nly,me,nat,heng,ma.. bwg PSERs. Ok so they zhaoed then we continued to slack... when Brian&Dawn MIA again, somehow thinking we duno.. Nvm, SECOND time liao..

Slacked on the beach with satay and drinks, then talked and crapped... went for a walk and feet-soaking...

2:10am... Suddenly they came back.. while we were discussing some.. sensitive issues. So we told dawn, " eh pls come back later, guy talk " Then she left... with brian along as well.... 3rd time liao... BTW if ur cold rmb to drink cold drinks with ice, and if you cant sleep drink caffine. Some people think it helps..REALLY DENSE.

So later slacked further. Then nat took out his PSP. I bwg man, playing PSP on sentosa is seriously loserism. Then sian, so began to use a wooden stick to flatten the sand like a drawing board, then drew some things to guess...

Slacked further, time getting slow now... boring. Embarked on a big project, to flatten out sand about 3x2 metres. To make a v big drawing area. Then completed, and signed our names, MA & SON, complete with footprints. (Don't have pics yet, v hard to take)

Then brian wanted to go toilet... guess who he went with.. 4th time liao.. Seriously bwg. Didn't want to elaborate.. but omg!



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Nat the Great’s unbelievable night. Okay not so much for me as it was for two other individuals – B & D . Im not gonna give names hahahaha.

So we had this stayover in Sentosa, initially intended to be a nice little get-together. A GET-TOGETHER (rhetorical). We were supposed to chill in one big group. This included NOT sneaking off to godforsaken corners of the beach or the abandoned toilet to do godforsaken things. So, it was quadruple happiness for B & D (I’ll hence forth refer to them as THE COUPLE. I hate typing B &D) that night as they quietly head off to different spots to do *stuff. Okay well at least they thought they were subtle enough (Truth be told, their actions, in reality, personified 2 elephants stomping through Westmall.) (Hmm it would actually be quite nice to see something like that happen. I wanna see the aftermath… arms and legs of ahbengs strewn all over the floor. Yeahppaye. Best day of my life. Okay enough with the digression.) Okay, so every time they ‘crept’ off, heads would turn, and we’d start speculating. Not about what they were gonna do; we already knew that. Damn obvious. We’d ponder WHERE the much awaited entwinement was going to take place. We didn’t need to wonder long because wneh they came back, sweaty and all, one of them would just blurt things out like word vomit.

“Wah! The sand over there very soft know!”

Or

“I didn’t know they had seats on the beach!”

There was one time we knew beforehand though.

B: “I need to go pee.” (got up and left)
And then D GOT UP AND FOLLOWED.

We were nice people so we didn’t want to go disturb them. Knowing was enough; visuals would be murder.
Think of it this way – B’s BARE ASS.
I’d rather gouge my eyes out myself.

Honglin will elaborate further.


I confirm that this short written documentary is a true and accurate description of what happened during unearthly hours between 11 June 2007 to 12 June 2007.

NAT
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Yeap, then we it began to drizzle abit, the wind was blowing very hard. Very very cold. So I took out my windbreakerx, then lend ma.. she wearing halfway I told her if theres a smell, its probably cos the last person I lent to was a malay girl. Then she immediately " EE DOWAN LIAO ". So she spent the next hour freezing, while I was tempting her LOL.. racist right? BWG.

Drizzle amplified into rain, took shelter in a pavilion.. until morningx, then zhaoed home.. quite an eventful trip.. considering how much it changed... =/





Live & let go dude, at least you once had it... think of others who fell before they even stood up

Lifeless week =\

Right.. Where do I begin..?

Spent the whole of last week... absorbed into a little "project"

Last Wednesday

Watched Fast Food Nation, part of our module. ^^, while others stare, glare, and tear their hair over things like statistics. Turned out to NOT be what I expected. Rated M-18, but yea. still they made it compulsory. Expected it to be sth like some kid eating fast food, obesity, but it was nothing near that. Movie reflected more on the harsh realities of life, what was projected to be a happy comedy turned out to be a melancholic mortification. It was like on the things we didnt expect, immigrants, disgust, effects of price wars, unconsensual sex. The gore in the movie was pretty horrible to.. when they ripped the innards of the cows, ( moo!!) and the ribena that spilled when they split the throats to slaughter.

Wanted to spend quality time to eat wif my MA, who always pangseh. Acutally no lah, just dinner. So went with her friend fiona to eat. Then fiona's bf drive us to like yishun? He's vv imba, can make bends at like 130? (BTW MA, forget about ur licence, it will make ur car insurance more exp)

Weekends

Pretty abridged eh?, Weekends. LOL. Nothing much to do, not to mention whole weekend also fully focused on my little "project".. Others schools having exams, FMS slacking, nothing much to do. So the project may not be a bad thing after all.

Tuesday

Came tuesday, met wy and doti go np, like totally prepared impromptu my citations test. End up, halfway on the bus, friend called to tell us lesson canceled. @#*%& lecturers in NP can just cancel tutorials -.-

Nevertheless went library to slack and study, then later joined by daryl and chenchaun. Witnessed a certain "occurence".. yea, somewhat not familiar to eyes like mine. So later received a call, telling me I won some book award, duno for wad crap, I dun even remember doing any book. Then had to attend a tea reception. So went down to the block to attend it, then they announced the scholarship winner. I hear liao jitao bwg. I mean whole school so many students only ONE applicant got it? If I knew I wont even bother applying liao. End up realise there was only ONE scholarship to begin with. IGNTS ppl, IGNTS