Wakeboardin~

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Mother's day is today, sry mum, didnt mean it, try to understand..

Its going to be a little long, with alot of content....

Friday

Nothing much happened today, except on my way to my tutorial I was approached by two of these chinese-looking ppl, speaking vv clear english, I totally understood them.

"Excu me sir, can haf 5 minite of yr time? "

It was time for lessons, but we were allowed 15 minute's grace...

Me: " Err.. okay "
He: " Okay, thunk u verli much "

" I am from christian assosiation in Nee Ann, take a look aroun you, the grass, the flower, the tree, the moon... tis are all criation of God. Do you believe in God? "

Me: " No. "
He: " Why not? "
Me: " Okay, let me ask you two questions... "

" Do you agree God can do everything? "
" Yes.. "

" So God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift? "
" Yes.. "

I started to control not to laugh liao... But he abit WolS, didnt understand... After explaining to him.....

Me: " So if god can do everything, how can he not lift the stone he created? "

It took him a while, but after he understood.... he paused for a while.... then..

" Jesus die on the cross for us... Do you want to read the bible, we understand together? "

I feel like i QQed him LOL!! I kindly rejected, was late for class yah, but told him I'd consider... Wanted to give him motivation yah..

I should learn not to be so anal... really =\


Saturday

Met some e5 peeps for lunch today, supposedly to celebrate my belated birthday, and pw's preluding, so happens 7 days after me... Met to goto Central... Some mall in Clark Quay, Manhattan Fish Market..

So we ordered, and the air-corn had broken down... vv hot... pw senior staff there okay. LOL. Can't believe it. Food was good, had extra fried shrimps and mushrooms, compliments of the manager, LOL, vv nice guy. Then later alot leftover food... So we started playing zhong ji mi ma. The sauce we concoted was superb, after pw go help herself to take all the sauce LOL

Chilli, Garlic Chilli, Garlic, Mayo, Tartar, Peach tea, Salt, Pepper, Ice-cubes, Black-Pepper sauce, Tomato, Calamari, Fried shrimps, Lemon, Butter-rice, Tabasco.

QQ, quite spicy, but tasted quite good.. until the Peach tea went in... LOL, then we keep bugging the waiter for more sauce, he go take at least got 3 times... So later clearing the plates, one grain of rice drop into xy's peach tea.. She go " EEE " then the manager gave her new one. LOL!!!

So my shoes kena stolen, in some "FOOTIE WAR", literally..... Managed to get one back... so if you were here, you'd see someone walking with one shoe.... and barefooted on the other... QQ

So xy took my other shoe then went down escalator, we thought she coming up, then she say she going home liao.. QQ MAN OMG. MY SHOE!!!



LOL, tyty, good friction shoes...


Sunday

QQ, Mother's day today.... hope my mum liked the mousse for breakfast..

So met for wakeboarding wif nig and nat, QQ, we arrive there 4pm, then they try to come jiaowei, tell us ambiguous location, after find 20 mins... we found out it was where we started...

Went to climb the rope structure, where we found out brian sucked at climbing... If you keep jumping on the ropes, he can't CLIMB. LOL


"Jump and touch the leaf, you'd get a million... that's if you touch la.. "


So after waiting for 1hr for them to arrive, It was five.... then the boat came.. omg, lol. I thought it would be @ some jetty....

15 minutes into the ride, we arrived at some secluded waters, probably a river, but still in SG waters... Then the instructor stop the boat, then turn around and ask...

"Okay, who's first "

Nat and heng vv good, nominate me, they didnt even pre-plan la omg...QQed

Testing subjects always die vv fast.... observe video...


They fake, only take my worst attempt, bwg

Then it was NAT's turn....


QQ,anyhow oso can

Brian last...


He looks like a chicken

So later while videoing Brian, a police coast guard boat came... Omg, they got 3 motors man... then the senior tell us they got some duno wad shit, can listen to us talk. LOL. So I act like taking brian, then go snap a picture..


Brian almost got deported....

Suddenly...

" PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF THE BOAT "

LOL, THEY USE THE LOUDHAILER SHOUT ACROSS. QQ!!!!

Omg man, I faster hide, LOL!!

Wakeboarding is fun, although vv tiring, water-drinking... and believe me the water is NOT nice, even though got a few flavours.. The water firstly, tastes like crap liao... thats for the normal flavour. Then if you lucky, you fall in a certain part of the river, the "teh-peng" section, the water serious is VV- QQ. LOL. Nat tio-ed.

When I came up, my shirt turned from white to brown... omg man..

So later the instructor gave us each a shot of his brandy, to kill w/e we just drank. OMg, throat burning.. Damn shag... So on the return boat back. The senior handed us cold mineral waters, then we drink halfway me and nat pakat. We jitao pour the damn cold water over brian. LOL! The spdboat damn fast, the wind vv cold, + he no shirt on. GG LOL

So later the senior wanted to drink too, Nat gave her his... then she drink abit liao, then suddenly POUR OVER BRIAN. LOL PWNED....

Actually duno why call her senior, she claims to be same yr as us.. but got previous wakeboarding experience... so yah.

Reach shore, it was alr 7pm. GG took cab home...

Reach home..... got some emo issues, dowan post here.... Sry mum, didnt mean it.. but not really my fault... the thing delayed... Please understand..Thx nat, for bothering to help.

Lesson of the Day: " Don't try to act smart, you will drink less water "

Quote of the Week:

" May the thousand devs of Blizzard descend upon you! Our nerfs shall blot out the sun!"
Shamans: " Then we will QQ in the shade.. "