swimming/socpsych + stuck in lift

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Haven't blogged for 9 days.. a personal record.

Friday

Awoke shaggy, then rushed to school to finish up on social psycho project. Then one group member so far nv do anything liaos. Then she still turn up late. So called her

Me:"eh, pearl where are you"
She: "On the bus.. what do I do about the flasher.."
Me: "huh? what flasher?"
She: "Theres this guy flashing at me la"

I was like.. wtf, lol? Why she so full of nonsense one?

Me: "er, okay.."
She: "ya, wad do I do, hes like jerking off in the bus..."

*Stunned*

Then later on the way to class, we saw two policemen walking. Then we know they looking for her already. So she went to talk to them, then she later came class late.
So when she in class, she was like.. "Crap, why never catch him?" I mean, its like on a bus, what are the odds to catch him? Then she talked about suing him for sexual harrassment. I asked her why she so persistant... her answer seriously QQ-ed me.

" That time my friend also sued a guy for sexual harrasment, he touched her back. He compensated 500 dollars.."

Swimming later with heng nat and nlyzzzz. So met nly earlier, then went to shell to slack. Where we saw something vv disturbing...


LE, NOOOOOOO

Talk alot crap in the pool. Then later went suana, where we attempted to BBQ our marshmallows in the heat. Apparently dosent work, so dont try. Then went up to brian's house to slack. Skye is seriously v cute LOL. Then later outside brian's door, we attempted to play CHUBBY BUNNY again. Pwns man, please watch video LOL, PS: Advertistment is everywhere nowadays -.-


Charby barn-*ourrph*

LOL, then later I forgot my stuff, so ask brian to throw down, as usual he never fails to amaze me. Such a big empty area he puporsley want land it on the pillars... So watch his QQ attempt to retrieve it. LOL


QQ more noob


The marshmallow...


Monday

Met ozy precy & nat, justingoz, heng for dinnerx. Then later nat act SMART, want to take the disabled ppl's lift... End up? LIFT STUCK, then ppl watching us like we some sort of idiotx.BWG MAN. Watch the video. that noob..


bwg la nat.. stupid fag

ma ya tang

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Friday


meow

Okay, the above is from a ma-ya-tang... eaten into a cat...

Longest sweet I've eaten? Eat 1 hr still in the mouth.... Aching jaws...

Met with nehpua and cang, acutally supposed to be more ppl one... as usual all vv spontanous.. Dinner was the usual except the lemon tea. Then went to chill at the playground outside wm... bring on the nostalgia..

Reminisced on the good old days... contemplated on faith.. drew conclusions. Yea, rest of the weekends quite emo..

MA YA TANG IS FOR PULLING TEETH OUT!! I bit into it la. OMG my teeth nearly came out... Never attempt to chew ur candy... btw it takes skill to eat can? See the picture above, it looks like a cat right? Originally was rectangular...

k... better force myself into slumber... Or i'll be QQin in lecture tmr.

Wakeboardin~

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Right.........

Mother's day is today, sry mum, didnt mean it, try to understand..

Its going to be a little long, with alot of content....

Friday

Nothing much happened today, except on my way to my tutorial I was approached by two of these chinese-looking ppl, speaking vv clear english, I totally understood them.

"Excu me sir, can haf 5 minite of yr time? "

It was time for lessons, but we were allowed 15 minute's grace...

Me: " Err.. okay "
He: " Okay, thunk u verli much "

" I am from christian assosiation in Nee Ann, take a look aroun you, the grass, the flower, the tree, the moon... tis are all criation of God. Do you believe in God? "

Me: " No. "
He: " Why not? "
Me: " Okay, let me ask you two questions... "

" Do you agree God can do everything? "
" Yes.. "

" So God can create a stone so heavy he can't lift? "
" Yes.. "

I started to control not to laugh liao... But he abit WolS, didnt understand... After explaining to him.....

Me: " So if god can do everything, how can he not lift the stone he created? "

It took him a while, but after he understood.... he paused for a while.... then..

" Jesus die on the cross for us... Do you want to read the bible, we understand together? "

I feel like i QQed him LOL!! I kindly rejected, was late for class yah, but told him I'd consider... Wanted to give him motivation yah..

I should learn not to be so anal... really =\


Saturday

Met some e5 peeps for lunch today, supposedly to celebrate my belated birthday, and pw's preluding, so happens 7 days after me... Met to goto Central... Some mall in Clark Quay, Manhattan Fish Market..

So we ordered, and the air-corn had broken down... vv hot... pw senior staff there okay. LOL. Can't believe it. Food was good, had extra fried shrimps and mushrooms, compliments of the manager, LOL, vv nice guy. Then later alot leftover food... So we started playing zhong ji mi ma. The sauce we concoted was superb, after pw go help herself to take all the sauce LOL

Chilli, Garlic Chilli, Garlic, Mayo, Tartar, Peach tea, Salt, Pepper, Ice-cubes, Black-Pepper sauce, Tomato, Calamari, Fried shrimps, Lemon, Butter-rice, Tabasco.

QQ, quite spicy, but tasted quite good.. until the Peach tea went in... LOL, then we keep bugging the waiter for more sauce, he go take at least got 3 times... So later clearing the plates, one grain of rice drop into xy's peach tea.. She go " EEE " then the manager gave her new one. LOL!!!

So my shoes kena stolen, in some "FOOTIE WAR", literally..... Managed to get one back... so if you were here, you'd see someone walking with one shoe.... and barefooted on the other... QQ

So xy took my other shoe then went down escalator, we thought she coming up, then she say she going home liao.. QQ MAN OMG. MY SHOE!!!



LOL, tyty, good friction shoes...


Sunday

QQ, Mother's day today.... hope my mum liked the mousse for breakfast..

So met for wakeboarding wif nig and nat, QQ, we arrive there 4pm, then they try to come jiaowei, tell us ambiguous location, after find 20 mins... we found out it was where we started...

Went to climb the rope structure, where we found out brian sucked at climbing... If you keep jumping on the ropes, he can't CLIMB. LOL


"Jump and touch the leaf, you'd get a million... that's if you touch la.. "


So after waiting for 1hr for them to arrive, It was five.... then the boat came.. omg, lol. I thought it would be @ some jetty....

15 minutes into the ride, we arrived at some secluded waters, probably a river, but still in SG waters... Then the instructor stop the boat, then turn around and ask...

"Okay, who's first "

Nat and heng vv good, nominate me, they didnt even pre-plan la omg...QQed

Testing subjects always die vv fast.... observe video...


They fake, only take my worst attempt, bwg

Then it was NAT's turn....


QQ,anyhow oso can

Brian last...


He looks like a chicken

So later while videoing Brian, a police coast guard boat came... Omg, they got 3 motors man... then the senior tell us they got some duno wad shit, can listen to us talk. LOL. So I act like taking brian, then go snap a picture..


Brian almost got deported....

Suddenly...

" PLEASE STOP TAKING PICTURE OF THE BOAT "

LOL, THEY USE THE LOUDHAILER SHOUT ACROSS. QQ!!!!

Omg man, I faster hide, LOL!!

Wakeboarding is fun, although vv tiring, water-drinking... and believe me the water is NOT nice, even though got a few flavours.. The water firstly, tastes like crap liao... thats for the normal flavour. Then if you lucky, you fall in a certain part of the river, the "teh-peng" section, the water serious is VV- QQ. LOL. Nat tio-ed.

When I came up, my shirt turned from white to brown... omg man..

So later the instructor gave us each a shot of his brandy, to kill w/e we just drank. OMg, throat burning.. Damn shag... So on the return boat back. The senior handed us cold mineral waters, then we drink halfway me and nat pakat. We jitao pour the damn cold water over brian. LOL! The spdboat damn fast, the wind vv cold, + he no shirt on. GG LOL

So later the senior wanted to drink too, Nat gave her his... then she drink abit liao, then suddenly POUR OVER BRIAN. LOL PWNED....

Actually duno why call her senior, she claims to be same yr as us.. but got previous wakeboarding experience... so yah.

Reach shore, it was alr 7pm. GG took cab home...

Reach home..... got some emo issues, dowan post here.... Sry mum, didnt mean it.. but not really my fault... the thing delayed... Please understand..Thx nat, for bothering to help.

Lesson of the Day: " Don't try to act smart, you will drink less water "

Quote of the Week:

" May the thousand devs of Blizzard descend upon you! Our nerfs shall blot out the sun!"
Shamans: " Then we will QQ in the shade.. "
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Shagged... 900 word essay.... bwg man

Back from fencing, actually its more of like P.T we just ran around the school like dragonboat ppl. So yea, basically nothing much today. Early classes, late CCA.

Wednesday

Met with some e5 peeps today for a 3pm lunch. Went to cartel @ IMM, where it sort of became class gathering, alot ppl turned up.....

So we sat there talking for about thirty minutes, admist the xang-a eyes of the waitress, who clearly could see us just drinking water and not ordering... until suddenly someone say, " ya, quek coming ". I suddenly shocked. OMG, really!? Then later, they say joking ..

Talked abit more, some ppl changed, eg. rome, now super despo. Alfred, now vv kwai, innovian. Peiwen, now never dao ppl liao. Weizi, admitting hes gay @ last. Marcus, content to be msian. Gracia, now whiter then macbook. Timothy, now fren wif Renfred become vv hip.

Then later suddenly Quek appear out of no where... ( Ya I ignored the tremors ) We just like. " OMG, WAD U DOING HERE " LOL! So we ate, as I ask them order for me what quek ordered... then he damn fat, order expensive one $$$. omg...



No prizes for guessing who this idiot is..


Some candid shots...




RUN! MONSTER!

Yea, nothing much basically... just catching up with times...



Quote of the day - "Somethings change while somethings just never do..."


Quote of the day of the day - "You'll find things where you least expect to"

Birthday!

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Awoke with a disappointing 2 sms... =/

Nevertheless, want to thank everyone who wished me.... I think I'll name em...

yq, doti , wy, rainzt, whitey, jang, moo, fat, slut, nikkies, quanie, rome, mei, shuhui , hu, hu-fren, nig, denise, denise-fren, sundy, kahkah, gupta, junyi, seng-eh (thx for cake), bealsonz, lele, chensir, nat, four-online-frenz, erwinlee, ma ( INSINCERE! )

Love ya people. Thanks lots ^^ Forgive if I forgot ur name....

Nothing really much, had dinner with my family @ some ichiban jap restaurant. Haven't really done that with them for my bday in years... so thought I'd make it up to them, esp my mum. So yah, presents wise ._. nvm dun say anything LOL....

...what matters is that it mattered.

So on to sth interesting..........

Monday

Watched live K-Drama today. So I was waiting for bus with doti . This girl and another girl dressed in black were beside a guy, and the girl was talking to him. All was peace and serene, when suddenly a loud shout...

" 我打她你心痛啊?" [ wo3 da3 ta1 ni3 xin1 tong4? ] ( I hit her you heart pain? ) - for ppl like NAT, still cant read I bwg.

Then everyone turn around.... just in time for...

* PIAK *

The girl jitao slap the guy, the *piak* so loud, considering got drill works and buses/cars roaring, and we could hear, 5 metres away. Then the girl with her fren just stormed off to the right, while the guy to the left. Super drama....

Everyone just look away, pretending to be non-chalent, but obviously human nature to be kaypo. Theories began posulating in our minds... but the conclusion was clear. The girl prolly had hit another girl before, maybe some 3rd party of wad, because the "ta" was ambigious, and the guy didnt look like nikkies, so probably not gay... Its damn typical, like those 7pm show on Ch U.

Pretty much only thing interesting ._. so yah...





xang-a!!

emo post.

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Sunday today....

Yea, above was a stupid statement..


Thursday

Fencing training today. Not easy but not hard...

Ate mutubak with heng and hu later at Al-Meen.

Stayed at the library for like freaking 3 hrs to do my speech presenatation.... geez



Friday

Speech presentation today, screwed up abit. Lacked 30 seconds due to the clip I spent 2 hrs making failing to play... imbaz man... must remember to bring my own cables.. Other speeches look weak, so its ok.. Hope don't die too badly now. Nothing really much to write about...

Getting to be like Brian's blog. Short posts.... but yea, when you got nothing to write, you got nothing to write..


Saturday

Met wy and doti @ mac, been like... sixty days? Talked as usual. Not bad, could hold a conver..... Know what.. Really nothing to write... Rather nothing I CAN write.....



Sunday

You know what... screw it.

I dream of gardens in the desert sand.

Outing in weeks! Nostalgia!

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Okay, just back.. abit shagged.

Tuesday

Met at brian's house to swim abit, kinda a long outing, felt really indifferent upon sight. Then later go hungry and went to GLMz, as usual the uncle screw up my order, really nth to say liaos. Then wanted to pak pool, but eventually played LAN thanks to some people.... So later we go inside I.R.C, the lady staff informed us our membership expire. Then starting tried to cheat her, by telling her some of us din bring card. Eventually she wanted to do IC number checks and stuff, so we juz giveup and pay the $2.

The reason why we didnt want to renew was not cos of the money, but was cos have to fill in that form... So nvm, fill in liao. She take her time go type our names in... I mean money also collect liao, let us use first? So nvm, copy copy then later she keep asking what letters we writing, as if we wrote in Sanskrit. I got really fedup and juz kped her.

Me: " Eh, we come here just for the computer, the name not really impt can? "
Her: " Er, sorry, must key inside the computer, the name later wrong how? "
Me: " You alr got our IC number, name wrong still can check? "
Her: " Oh, very hard to say...."

If I PMS-ing that day I can guarantee you the manager sure have to come. All we want is juz to play 1-2 hrs on that pc, she can come give so much daiji, we stand there alr got 10-15 mins liao. I mean, got 2 ppl same IC number diff names one? So nvm, juz diamdiam let her win.

Seriously, some people should learn to understand their customers better.....

Quote of the day: " The Father is Mother-Good" - Nat, on Ishida



Wednesday


Awoke today by nehnehpua's call. Supposed to meet early go crash PJC, so happens my IAC classes were on alternate weeks, then Contemporary Issues was an E-Learning. In other words, no school. So later met Nat and went to PJC, in home clothes. Nat just couldn't leave those pjc students walking out of school alone.

" Eh, so you got four As right? "
" DAMN! NUS Psychology DAMN hard la"

Somehow he thinks can fool those PJC ppl..... jtbwg.

So we goto the guard post with a scam in mind. Just go there give card, then they ask what we were here for, so juz say visiting teacher. Then he asked for teacher name... LOL. So we juz came up with some crap, and it was unplanned, but our statements one after the other, the guard just stun tio, cos he first day at work, and let us in.

Saw a few familiars, then later saw shawn, who now supposedly acting emo and quiet in class LOL, then ozy, sk, boss, jason, chen and some pri-sch mates. Felt really relaxing going into PJC, damn unlike NP, the stress simply isn't there. The college feels somewhat more... homely.

Ate chicken rice there, Alfone humz, dun dare honour his western food bet wif me. So later went with CA and Nat go back BBSS. Seeing the school really brightens you up. The nostalgia is something you havent felt for like half a year. Talked with some teachers, esp Siah the most. Cos he like very free to entertain us. Also talk to quekie, who still die-die wan preach his philosopical sayings, simi now you leave the harbour you on your own liao. Yeo seemed alot friendlier, and smiled more... very different. Even Jayanthi bothered to smile la, I still thought her face would blackblack, after our standing-ovation results for CH.

Went up to class after Siah and Quek PS-ed our dinner jio. The school having SA1 now, so its easy to go back to class to slack like before.. come to think of it, really miss it now...

Nevertheless, played wc3 there LOL...


Macs do Warcraft TOO!

LOL, Played ele-TD and Peon Olympics, then later Heng came, after that the security guard came to kp us, cos he run all over the sch to find us, school closing LOL. Then say what next time dont let us in, yea, damn threathened, its his school afterall....

Dinner @ Westmall, KFC tastes... suprisingly good... especially when you havent eaten it there and then for some time now... Watched S3, kinda more towards EMOTIONAL :O , was only OK, not that great. But yea, quite ok, except for the crying kid that comes with all G-rated movies...

Btw, below is my contemporary issues post, on V for Vendetta, for those interested in how a Mass Comms homework is like... LOL. Mostly I write, they juz add, bwg, slackers. Sure mark them down for Peer Evaluation. The main aim is to write until the teacher dun understand, so you will probably get gosu marks, or so we think. In the event you find a paragraph you cannot comprehend, its completley normal, because its written by me, and I myself dont understand it.





Upon explicit consideration of the wide variety of topics that were potentially feasible from the movie, we have chosen the topic of truth.

We believe that actions are defined by thoughts, and thoughts are defined by reason of truth. Individuals think, and hence act as they perceive. Which brings us to our first topic, the saying; Perception Is Reality. How much truth is there in that statement?

We cannot really determine if one’s principles stand for what is right and what is wrong. We may perceive that it is the truth for us and it may say that this is how things should be done. Unfortunately, it may not apply to all. Though we have to acknowledge that with the amount of voices supporting one idea or one principle, the weight of the principle is subject to changes.

Take for example, in the beginning of the movie; a man was trying to burn down the Parliament building. He was later caught, hung and jeered at as his body jerked fighting for air. If the amount of voices, the amount of support this man received is more than a tearing lady in the midst of the Government supporters, would he have been hanging by a noose?

We honestly do not think so. We shall proceed on to our next point that will further explain our analysis and thoughts.

We contemplate on our second theory, is there truth in numbers? Majority or minority? Can we derive reason from numerical truth?

Numbers project an intimidating force. One who actually makes that force known will wield a huge amount of power. The initial part of the movie where the government had an army acting on their orders was most definitely a terrifying ordeal for the people going against them. Whether its Evey’s parents being dragged away, Evey being out during the yellow curfew jeopardizing herself amidst a bunch of fingermen or the security force beating back the protesting crowds, the majority in numbers exhibit strength and power and its not necessarily right. It is just the strength that keeps everyone on their toes and maybe agree to save themselves. Disagree, but in silence for fear of the strength.

Truth in numbers refers to the assumption that an argument with a higher numerical agreement is defined to be correct, or truth in this instance. However, how true is that? Can there not be more truth in less? We reached a solution of ambiguity, that there is no correct method to test and/or determine the authenticity of this statement. We decide to leave it as it is, as food for thought, and or self-perception for truth in the argument.

Lastly, we attempt to disseminate the big question, what makes truth? What makes something true? How can truth be defined, when truth itself is defined by us? Universal laws? One must explicitly consider such laws were probably defined by that of our second argument, truth in numbers. Hence, is there truth to assimilate our laws based on such jurisdiction? If yes, how so? If no, why not?

Hence, we've reached a somewhat novice solution that there is no truth, or more correctly, no existence of absolute truth. We think that something cannot be completely true, neither completely false. We think that something we call, individualistic-truth exists, where one defines his own truth. As in a system where it is impossible to receive complete submission, we also think there is no absolute rejection. We leave you to think, how YOU define your truth, and what really is true.



doipwnzhl

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To the people who understand..

Rough week!

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Had a rather rough week...

Days spent are meaningless to potray in words, it would be near sacrilege to describe the inner-insanity.

Today was one of the worst, awoke at 12pm by yh's call. Best liao, my first tutorial was at... 10am. Rushed to be just in time for speech comms class. Even though there were desperate attempts to remember my speech on the bus ride, it certainly wasn't enough. Still pretty screwed up my speech.. kept repeating about the green grass. Sighz.. lucky its not assessed. So later another suprise speech presentation, then tio arrow cos only guy in the group. This time die worse, only given 1 min to prepare... then screw up even worse...

Well at least my homework amused some of them... so yah


" More often then ever, we see our thorns.. but never the rose that lies quietly on the other side.."


Mass comms IS fun, but you certainly need right friends to go with it. Poly people I've met so far are rather DENSE.... no major insult, but the guys have very very DISTURBING thoughts... and are NOT FUNNY, ok maybe SOMETIMES yes, ( someone mentioned sth about tea-bagging, then I go wikipedia it, the tutor ask me read aloud to class ). The girls are mostly BIMBOTIC ( New phrase I learnt, which so happens to make up the general population ).

My assumptions are clearly not non-verified. This is with relevance to the topics they chose. One talked about tabloids, the other one about online-shopping. Then one more whining in class over a stain in her sweater. However, interesting topics appeared. Twohill talked about how he didnt bathe for a year, another girl talked about why you should stalk people, then even give advantages and disadvantages. LOL

Okay, nothing much to talk about, shall end here...............

losing blood as i type...

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Losing blood as i type....

Well, nothing much, been sometime since an EMO post. Nothing much happened recently, poly life is seriously over-publicised. Not having that much fun now..... JC isnt that bad after all? Down with a bout of virii these few days, flu, sore throats cough...

So just ten minutes ago I was washing up preparing to sleep. Then suddenly i felt a drop on my hand.. I stared at it... it was bright red.... Started cleaning up.. but the blood wont stop. Its like the more I wash, the more blood came out... Then got pattern one. Sometimes bright red, sometimes dull. Then it will form like patterns on my upper lip, sometimes its diluted by the water..... One minute passed, the blood was flowing as fast as ever... bth liao, just used toilet paper to plug my nose...

Soon, the toilet paper turned red... I started to jidong liao, so I take tissue attempted to clog it.... I think I waste dono how many liao.... bwg man. I think I am falling sick, maybe some ghost stalking me? -.- or issit my new maid putting some sort of voodoo on me? ( she always talks to herself.... )


polka dots!

Close contact with contacts

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So one day a teenage guy awoke, from the qing tian that was playing from his phone, probably meant as an alarm of some nature, and prepared for school. The clock flashed 7.45, making it considerably early as lessons would begin no earlier then 9. So he bath-ed, and got dressed.... the clock was still angelic, bearing no meanicing fangs, a gentle 8:05. Vision still blur, he attempted to put a small piece of plastic into his eye... yea, just a quick thing to grant him sight.....

He accomplished what was supposedly a task even imbeciles could never pardon. Then like El Nino, the skys seemed to darken, and the clock seemed to spew venom, unveiling more of Death's reaper every second.... It was now 9:30.....

No sane person enjoys negative virgin impressions. So, he hurried to school, and finally arrived at the theatre. Ten, spelled his phone. With a soft knock he entered, to a classroom full of eyes..... all on him... Indeed a lasting impression.

" My class starts at nine............ "

Came ze mademoiselle az she zpoke in ze frencho ak-sount.

" Are you SURE you are in ze right clazz?! "

Ninety pair of eyes impudently impaled his pride. Moronic attempts at salvation such as " I was late because I spent an hour putting contacts ", would merely obliterate what was left of his shattered honour... Vindication was clearly beyond grasp.

So this guy, sat down... and began to PAY attention to lectures.... for the first time in say.... half a year? Then, his eye started to itch uncontrollably, like a cotton ball to a kitten..... irresistible... the urge insatiable... He pounced, giving a slight nudge to his eye... but it wouldn't stop.... No it wouldn't.. The urge simply amplified...... Finally, it stopped... out popped a piece of plastic.

Clearly distraught by the series of er... UNFORTUNATE forthcomings... he awaited in patience to the end of the lecture, impaired and tortured by his vision, half in clarity. It came at last, as he went to fix it.

The plastic, like a black rose, had withered and turned crisp. Ignorant, he attempted redemption, by hydrating the fallen rose. It seemed to work? Miraculously, he got the plastic in again, at like what seemed to be mach-1... breaking the sound barrier. Maybe the day wasn't all gloom and no bloom?

Then, it came.... the blood thirsting instinct.... he again, scummed to temptation, and gave in. Out popped something from his eye again. Then it struck ... what seemed to be the most inhuman mortification....

Whats worse then finding your contact has dropped out of your eye? 3/4 of it..

Seriously.... ignts.


hL a close contact with contacts at 9:54

FMS camp!

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Okay, back from FMS camp.... going to be a rather long post again, since quite alot of content....

So I woke at 8.30 ... to start packing for camp.... At 10, arrived outside NP to meet nat, then went to register... We ended up diff groups.. So abit sian.

After the usual ice-breakers, it was some design flag thing. Then draw sth that looks vv stupid... but somehow it won.. despite other groups got some imba nice flags... Don't ask me... I dunno how.

Lunch was OKAY, then started some mass games, where you run from one checkpoint to another, must complete the stations one. Then the first one I remeber. wow. Damn BWG. There inflated a rubber pool, small one, then filled it with duno what shit. The water is brown, then smells like....... zzz. Then you look can see things jumping inside one lah, wtf. So later they say " DIG! ". Then must feel inside for coins.... Kaoz, wtf man only got like 4 coins inside. Then the water vv smelly. Plus when you dig they add flour, squash tomato ( + the seed ) and crack an egg on ur back ( + the shell of cos )....

The rest of the games were so-so. Then it was on to dinner. Then it was bath time. One look you know impossible to bathe in the stipulated time ( Thx to engineering ppl ). So me and two group members ventured to find other bathing places ( with the help of our GL ). End up couldnt find anything much, so resorted to bathing with a cup... Those you buy vending machine 50cents one. Yah, I put 50cents inside then the cup drop out, before the coke come must faster snatch the cup LOL.

Then it was time for some movie thingy, they screened some mother-old movie.... " The Shining " some Stephen King film. Towards the end of the movie they started asking groups out, 4 by 4, to go do a night walk.... So happens I in last 4.... LOL. Okay... so later walk inside this lecture theatre. Then got this girl from the group damn scared. She is really LITERALLY scared. Enter the theatre she jitao juz dig her nails inside my arm.. I was like.. wtf. However, It wasn't for nothing... Entering, first thing I saw a lady in white near the exit. It was pitch dark inside, except for the lady, she carried a red light stick, emitting an eerie glow. Then I thought, okay, not bad, quite scary... wtf she started singing those gospel song. Then her voice is nice but eerie... seriously I on the spot turned cold....

Needless to say, the girl jitao juz squat down start crying. Then they tell us one must go approach her... So I walk up, suddenly one "thing" jump out grab my leg. But yah, quite expected, so not scary. Then I reach the lady she ask " What happen? ". Then I told her the girl crying then they on the light... LOL.

The second ghost was a failure, he attempted to hide in a dark corner, but somehow I saw him anyway, then expose him. LOL. Third ghost got so sian of waiting, I think he fell asleep, we past by him he just welcome us. Then the last location quite freaky. the FMS block itself, so we walk walk then suddenly one girl crawl out from the door, I tell you, shes really lucky, I nearly whack her wif my stick.... alot of the other ghost injured by the campers le. LOL. Then the last one was one of the best, It was a toilet, then pitch dark inside, They had a guy occasionally flashing a bright light, to make it as if the light was spoilt. So there was this girl sitting on the toilet bowl... then we were supposed to flush the toilet... then she'll do sth to scare us... End up flush liao never. LOL.

Ended mother-late. Was about 2am.... Then couldnt sleep, so we ordered mac and ate, at 3am. LOL.


McDelivery fries suck

Day 2

Okay, so awoke, then went to brush teeth...... infront of the canteen.... wtf man. Got people like staring at us la. Nat good idea man. LOL.

It was on to more station games, but this time more intense, as it was like competition against time... So later halfway doing banana dance... Saw edi LOL... he came here use wireless.... So after we completed, we were supposed to use materials to dress up one of our GLs ( Group Leaders btw -.- ). Then wow, they vv on one. I see liao stun, they can like juz wear bikini/underwear and go one. LOL. Please see the picture for detailz....


Ears FTW!

Other groups' entries were quite nice, one dressed like a ninja from naruto, but it looked REALLY like a ninja. Another was an almost naked guy, duno wad hes wearing. But its like wearing nth at all.... Others included this... Dont ask me what hes supposed to be..


Do I look like Qinshi?

Okay, so later won second. Not bad.... Then it was on to the supposedly best game... called final clash or sth. Its actually a water bomb war, but slightly different from those brainless types. Divided into four corners, each with 2 target boards, made with newspaper. You were supposed to break the opposing families target boards, bringing both down would render them a loss + you would get their remaining waterboms. Once you were hit by a waterbomb you are out. Each corner was a family, + the fourth was the GLs. Each side about... 40 ppl? Then we were given waterbombs according to our points we earned since yesterday, so we got about 250 liddat. The best family got 380!! Then later we pakat with the family beside us, which happens to be Nat's family. Then whistle was then blown, then all 3 other sides started chionging. We din move. LOL. So later one of the family + the GL no more water bombs, then left Nat and mine. We still quite full of bombs, but no one of us willing to attack, because we scared tio betray.

A resolution came into order at last, each of our families sent a representative to shake hand in the middle of our bases, then they show everyone they shaking hand. LOL like those typical gangster movie. So we eventually chionged and took out the GLs. However, Nat's family got problem, then never take out the last family as fast as possible. So we jitao juz betray them and started shooting at their boards. LOL. Soon enough, It was down to our families last, each with 1 target board left.

Then like 300-rugby liddat LOL. Got battle formations one, cos you got no more water bombs, then both families started getting ppl line into a line, then lock arms and chiong to block their attackers... The match lasted mother-long. I think 40 mins? First time see so long waterbomb match... Because the umpire couldnt take it... So he juz ask us both take our boards out, our board slightly nicer, so we won LOL.

Then it was dinner, bathe and then it was sth like campfire, without the fire of course. Okay, so while we preparing, we so happened to see the dragonboat team train....... Let me advise you, if you intend to find a girlfriend, trust me, dont even ask one from dragonboat out.. they are seriously like weeteck strength one... See liao I jitao juz stun, then you see the type of situps they do.. is cfm those 8-pac one... mother-scary...

So we went to assemble at some platform, underneath the stars. Then there got DJ got everything... so you just perform your skits/items. The quality of the skits get better in these type of camps... I have no idea why, especially the GLs. Then vv insulting, they will scold other schools.. and teach u to hate two of FMS most hated schools, namely the china studies people and the Business Admin ppl LOL.

So later when it ended, the place turned into a mini-MOS. Then got ppl juz jitao dance dance.... Dance for 1 hr still dancing.... So being those clubber type, I juz slack one corner, then later they playing spin bottles. So just join in, then tio forefit to do pushup in the middle of the clubbers....

Then do finish I getting up, I felt some guy sit on me. LOL. Damn funny. Btw got two students duno from where one, their dancing is super imba, I think they professional dancers or what, you see they do alot diff types of dance, salsa, quickstep omg wtf. Look like those on " So you think you can dance ". So later finally went to room to sleep, ( AIR-CON MAN! First time a camp GOT! ). Then they like refusing to sleep, then bitching about those sleeping ppl. ( FMS Students are known to be gd at tis ). Then later, around two three am, got a few GL come in with marker then start drawing ppl face, heng never tio. Then the campers see liao also enthu, take toothpaste and go squeeze on some poor fella sleeping LOL.


12am, suprised ppl nv complain

Quote of the day, something gosu I saw on a T-Shirt:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Day 3

Nothing much happened today, the usual break camp stuff, except that when you awake you see the spoils of war, people with vv gosu marker stains all over their bodies. Pity one guy who got toothpaste all over his ass. LOL. Really nothing much, give awards, then cheer cheer cheer, then zhao liao..... Camp over...

FMS camp can say if not the best, one of the best camps I've had so far, mainly cos the people there vv sporting, just lacking people-you-know. Other then that everything quite well thought of... considering this is the first FMS camp.

Church! + mahjong!

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Okay, its been quite a while since I had some real solid content to post about.. so here goes, hopefully it isnt an emo and boring post.......

Awoken by a call from wy, she tell me her flag day at bukit timah... I like okay, I think I can go support. Then she say, "you at bukit timah meh?". duh no. i JUST woke up, how to be at bukit timah!!?. Then she say, " Oh, u just woke up? whose house u go slp.... " -__- Nvm. So after some blur talk. Went to beauty world... only to find the flag day over.......

So went mac to talk abit where I saw quite a few familiars, then went up, cos I meeting moo for lunch. Operation GLMz.... Still abit too spicy.. + the uncle cockup my order, only got 5 minutes to eat.. as it was closing on two...

Two came, okay, so we were late. Went wif moo to the church... Then go 3rd floor, then join doti cell. ( Yes shes same wif moo ) So there... I went to sit-in for the cell group... Then got splitted into 6 groups....supposedly some combined cell... So then later got games... but firstly do intros! Yea man Intro&Cheers. my FAV OR!!! Ok, not that bad, at least a familiar in my group.. Von i think.. ( Duno if her full spelled Yvonne anot.. since they call her von..? ) Also met some of those seldom-see-people. Then omg, Julia one of the group leaders!!! Imaginee JuliA LEH~!!. That one!? Yah, in class like gargoyle statue!? Yah!!

Okay, so later intro names liao, got some game, where they supposed to pick a random covered dish, inside got food then sabo someone elso eat.. got quite alot to choose from, got nice and lucky food. So our GL got saboed first, then he picked a decent-looking KFC mashed potato... Then he sabo one girl eat.... End up inside is + lemon one... LOL. Then the girl picked sweets. Then still got another group got bread. One more was peeking when the cell leaders not looking, so later she just picked it. It was tomatoes ( She had wanted to eat it ), but she forgot needed to sabo someone I think So they SIAN lol. Then doti's group kena for the tomatoes.. got a few slices, then they ask the groupmates help to eat, doti kena pick budden she not sporting..... so.... Then later, best, my group tio wad? Bittergourd.. Yes. Lucky man. So ask the groupmates help to eat, most of them eat one bite then hide it. One even throw inside pocket hide... can tell how nice it is LOL! Heng never tio... well if i did I will be sportinggg. unlike some ppl...*Gives seng-eh eyes*

Then later, they ushered us into another group for something like a cell group discussion? So okay, just sit in and listen.....

" Please take out a piece of paper, and write what you think konolia (duno hw to spell) is, and how our cell group can implement it "

I hear liao I just jitao start laughing.... So I wrote " I have no idea " on the paper, then just sit there stare at the rest scribbling furiously. Okay, so later after some talk went to the auditorium for this supposedly live band performance......

So all of us squeeze into that small room... then start liao they just leave their things and chiong forward to watch.... Being the nerd that never attend tis type of things before, just kena pull there lor. So they start jamming liao, song after song.... I just there cannot high.... you want the reason? Simple, its not because the songs singing about praising jesus ( ok, maybe it is ). But its because the band seriously CMI. ( Rome dont worry, their lead still sings better then u ) For some unknown reason, the rest of them VV high, start to jump and wave, like its a rock concert. I was also jumping even thou I didnt try.... simple reason. You try being in a room full of jumping ppl... and see how the earth shakes.....And yes, I nearly slept somewhere through it...at least their loud songs keep you awake.. some parts... -.-

Then later, the pastor came to talk... Pastor Paul I think... I'd attempt to stay on the fence, between two gardens, faith and free. So he's really not that boring, he makes sense, but his stories which are used as analogies seem a LITTLE far fetched. His content? Pyromaniacs.... with abit of a christian touch added to it. Basically its about the Holy Spirit playing a role of a pyromaniac to ignite the burning passion for christ in our hearts. Well, his talk WAS certainly true at MOST times, but at the others, where it linked to christianity, it certainly didnt click... with me at least.

Ok so later, after some talk full of vigor.. ( The pastor like going to burst in tears.. ) can't say I wasn't MOVED a little. But yea, the word here is LITTLE. Nothing really moves me.. obstinate taurses are born like that. Okay, so later he got the band to start playing behind him. Then he jitao.. " All those of you who are joining us for the first time, please stand up.. " I just... -_- dowan lah... But kena forced again.. So stand up. Then people started clapping then suddenly alot ppl come shake my hand.. I was like okay... -.-... I'm not very used to this type of thing. LOL. So later, they give me some magazine....

Okay, so later the pastor.. " I would like to pray for all of you, will all those of you who are accepting chirst for the first time, please come forward... " Then I see some people go infront, I think its those new-comers... I just stand there never move.... abit paiseh lol. I meant all those attending for first time came with the intention to accept christ... I was an exception... Guess who I saw? Alfone...

Then the band played again....... Shall not really go into the contents of the song, It'll weasel the neutrality of my post. So the band started playing, people started jumping again.... So they will occasionally flash short parts of the audience on the screen, taken by some cameraman around...During this, I so happened to be filmed. The whole room was so big, how'd I know it was me? Simple, Bright-Orange-Striking-Shirt-Hands-By-Side-Not-Jumping-When-The-Rest-Of-The-Room-Is-Making-Tsunamis-Somewhere-Else-In-The-World. I mean seriously, the rest of the room most people jumping. Best still they wearing dark colours, One look I know it was me liao. Then I just Sian diao there. LOL

Then I felt a tap. Someone came beside me... Who was it? CHEN-SIR. And his friend Adriel ( I think spelled liddat ). So we try to talk awhile, but clearly impossible ( try talking during MCR concert... ) Then I thought, ok good, got chen to pei me. Then not so bad.... What happens next? What used to be an empty space, became a jumping chen-sir. Doti jumping on the right pulling my shirt " oei jump leh " then alfone on the left bouncing, doing his spastic " AHAHAHHAA ". I was just there jtjtbwg......seriously... ignts. ( I got Nothing to say )

Later when it ended, hang-ed arnd in the church a while, waiting for MA, always late as usual, then met alot people whom I didnt know christian, eg. Leehan, Justin, NCC staff sergant, Okay I know they arent all christian, but with Justin beind Catholic and saying " Aiyah, prayer same one lah.. " So yah..

Met ma, brian, chen, justin with moo for operation glm. Then talk awhile then went to pak pool. Had to leave early... so left. Btw, GLM is best on sao-la ( Less chilli ). The rest are either too much or no taste at all.

Basically, It was a day quite well spent I'd say.. I mean got to experience the "culture" of christianity... Certain points worthy of admiration, but of course there were demerits too. One cannot be fit to pass judgement, but is certainly entitled to an opinion. It didnt really convince me to believe in christ, but maybe it takes time? Or that I simply refuse to acknowledge it. The church certainly goes to great lengths to make new individuals fit into the community, as well as strong dedication, and I could almost FEEL the concern, coming from even strangers... Something new I learnt........ Overall, quite a wonderful experience. So yah doti, I didnt really feel bored -.-


Magazine I got..


6th April

The day before was a good friday. So nothing much to do, went to felicia's house for mahjongx! Went quite early, then I saw feli's grandfather sitting by the door, So I thought went to wrong house... LOL. Nevertheless met brian inside... where he was playing some game where you beat the hell out of each other with black rappers called Death Jam or something...

Then later Ma and Moo came, so we played mahjong... ( Brian left playing his Death Jam ). Very addictive, played until lunch... ( Dawn winning.. but its chips. Not money..). Then later lunch had porridge with cuttlefish and some shredded chicken. Was quite nice, and the porridge tasted nicer then the one my mum makes, more sticky... With the soy sauce and seasame oil, it was superb.....

Continued to mahjong.. felicia's mum helps to teach you what to play.. LOL... and tell each other cold jokes along the way... while Brian went into the room to play Playboy. Yes, Playboy is an X-box game. Well in the game, hes supposed to be some big playboy who writes and sells playboy magazines... Inviting stars to his party..... ( Brian only invites girls ) Then still alot stupid things...... wonder why its even a GAME.

So we continued until quite late, ( Mag started winning abit, but Dawn still win more ) when Brian came out, declaring he was bankrupt... He can't even cheat on his gf properly... so yah. LOL. Brian by this time come out, forced by boredom, and he just sat there trying to learn mahjong, but apparantly hes just saboing dawn to lose

Before we knew it, dinner time was here. Had beehoon with chicken wings.... and some stuff. It was nice too. Haha. Can see felicia's family's great hospitality... LOL. Okay, so later played awhile more until .... Then left at nine... after moo and ma couldn't stayover at feli's house. Quite fun, but time passess really too quickly. Dj-ed at night too =) Got quite negative feedback about the night's show.. but here it is... with juicy stories about life in bbss. ( Yes dawn, I BURNT ur hair )

hL's radio. 6-7th April Show - feat Dj Moo, Dj Squeeze



Enjoying FAKE champange.. LOL

My MA can DRIFT

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Previous post was by ma, trying to say how erm... undense? she was. LOL. Arranged to meet with ma & nat at 6.15 .. then wtf. she late 40 mins.... GJGJ. Then later Nat, best dont pick up. So went to BK... then there she attempted to Tokyo drift in NSFC.... as you can see.... Clearly she cleaning the curbs...


Aiseh! My MA can DRIFT!

Unknown to us, we were being spied! =o , shan't say who, the person got the wrong idea... tsktsk... I mean, nowadays u go out wif ur ma oso cannot, ppl eyes will SENG-EH. Bwg man, + that person got camoflague... so yah. BWG lor. Nvm later Nat came, so I was exonerated.

Radio-ed at night. Will be putting the podcast up in the morning. Basically was Dj Moo. Then later Dj Squeeze ( Felicia ) and Dj Woof came. ( Dj DOG = Dj Woof ). Radioed for 2.5 hours and got our PEAK. 12 Listeners!! Woo!! Big thanks to listeners as well as Djs who volunteer their time... G'Nite all

hL's radio. 5-6th April Show - feat Dj Moo, Dj Woof & Dj Squeeze

i love my ma

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yes,to start with. i shall start praising her.well, how shld i put it? shes such a smart nut.HAHAHA not hollow hey?she's been my ma since jan.and shes been a wonderful one,no pres for guessing who.HOHOHO okay,back to my day.nth special.got ps by nat nat pua.i jtbwg!oooh,were we lovers since the universe begun?if so,m..t?when it all comes to an end,were you still be a friend. HAHA.
so,i'm currently at bb bk. hey although its just bb,i've smeone great with me. haha. =)
dawn-

boring day..

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Yet another boring day.... dj rome went for SP camp wif quanie. Sad... boring.. Then this morn MA pangseh again ._. . So nevertheless, had fun yesterday... Please tune in to hL's radio station.... erm ok, there are no fixed times... it tends to vary.. but its usually late nights to wee hours of mornings.. so stay tuned. =)

Its very funny, and an archived version of the broadcast can be found here:

hL's radio. 3-4th April Show feat. Dj Heng & Dj Dog

Just now, I looked outside my window.... and guess wad!? OMG I saw some students dancing! Then I look again... OMG its PJC students! They at the playground near my house... LOL MAN!! PPL SO ENTHU... 9:30 STILL THERE PRACTISING. HAHAHA


Let's get loud!!!Let's get LOUD!!

As you can see... pjc students are certainly pro-active. Not only do they have to cope with pressure of tests and exams.... but DANCE too!! OMG! Alfone and sk... u all MUZ learn from them K! PRACTISE till LATE at NIGHT!!


woo!

Dinner out

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Finally, got vista up running on the macbook after 6 days. BWG man..... 6 days into the mac have to reformat... Nevertheless, vista proved to be very promising.. at least for it to run on a macbook. Now I got 3 OS-es ^^


Success at LAST!

Went for dinner, met at PS, after Jm say got FIVE people... hence ca wanted to go. So reach there, only she and fabian there.. I just there JTBWG... tio scamz by her again. So 4 of us go eat billy bombers... 2nd time for me... and its a ripoff... their food is expensive -.- then the taste only OK. So spent about 25 bucks on dinner itself. zzz. Nevertheless their icecream was good.........


Nice.

So later very sian, wanted to go E2max to watch movie. Then as usual, we performed our PangSEH ritual... So all go split directions, then jm choose to grab me. Sian.... Trust me... its vv PAISEH, people think you are some sort of deranged freak like some rabbits... to have someone extending ur sleeve length along orchard road..........


What? Your sleeves are too short?!

I would like highlight E2max's inefficient service. Their service is... horrible... We asked for Monster House...As usual they gave us some movie we didnt ask for... It always happens... What we thought would be a gay movie... The Wig, turned out to have gay content in it. So nikkies u can go watch it. Its about a gay ghost. Though some parts disgusting.. hence the NC16.. but overall its quite chim, so you dont pay attention you will be lost. Quite an AVERAGE movie... because it wasn't really scary.... but rather sad.... Spent like freaking alot money.... I think next time wont go town so often liao. Wallet painz.

Sian Mac giving problems

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Sian..... 5 days liao..... + now i think six liao. Trying to install windows on the mac... for some reason some gay error keeps coming out...

Mac isnt really as good as they say.... idiot-proof only means its for idiots. Alot of things you cant do. Sort of regretting now...

I think I'm gona reformat it then send it to NP for software installs. The thought of having to do it later is really annoying... and im like typing with my left hand now.. right hand pressing the "C" on the mac... or it wont boot from my disk.... So expensive.. and so many problems..... It seriously needs a slap.. So nikkies you want steal u find sth else to steal. Im telling you the mac not worth stealing. Its a problem even I cant fix... You cant even connect ur wireless... so I think u aim something else better k.. + I'll zap u... cos the mac is making me dulanzz..

Past few days... is seriously boring. Wake up... 12 pm... sleep... 4 am..... wonder how im going to survive camp. Then go out also sian. like no where to go liao leh... actually is no people to go.... all getting good at psing.

He hopped and skipped, finally coming to a stop
" Mister, how'd ya write the time? "
I paused, and scribbled the ground with chalk
P for a head, N for a tail, four in all
Patting his head, I muttered
" In time, this is how you write it..."

Romas DAY!

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Today, I was certainly honoured to be "able" to celebrate romas' day.

So met Erwin Lee, quanie, neekey, nat, weiyu and rome himself @ bbmrt.. as usual I earliest. So later we on JE, change to EW line, then rome playing nat's PSP.... so he didnt notice the doors closing. Then he tio PS. The door close @ his face..... we wave bb to him. LOL

We just couldnt resist the merry-go-round...

Wee~

So later went to Carl's Jr. at Marina Square to eat. Then we order liao, the person gave rome wrong order. So his supervisor go kp the staff. I see liao very buey song. Cos his attitude seriously cmi. Felt like asking him serve me then I kp him back. LOL. So later we talking about the supervisor, and what to do to him. Another staff came to serve food. Then rome suddenly

" Eh, your manager very kp arh? "

LOL!!! Champion. Then went to do more retarded things like... drinking off the machine..Nat also did, but I failed to video.... LOL


Thirsty?

Went to watch TMNT. vv Good show. 5/5 rating, Neekey feel asleep. I just sit there bwg. Except for abit of stupid humor... the show is seriously for the dogs.... Then take 171 home... best liao.. 1 hr ++ Met lele justingo and yx on the bus o.0!

Yx.... tells good jokes......

Happy Romas' Day everyone. Its decided that if Rome starts living in his own world when talking to you.... just jitao turn around and dao him like peiwen. It works.

MasterPhua birthday

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So went to celebrate nat's birthday yesterday....

Met at about 6+ at clark quay. Then went to cafe iguana ( the one which nat had been dying to go ). As usual, some people late again. So later we were walking past the cafe, then suddenly got two people shadow over me. Then i turn and look..... actually two angmor girls.... -.-

You suddenly feel vv low on morale LOL. Cos they were like almost half a head taller.... imagine people like shengyong who go there LOL. So later settled for dinner at central ( some new mall ) pepper lunch....

" Why cant dawn take a boat? It'll sink! Too dense! "

Then went to E2max again..... Wanted to rent a DVD again.... ( have i mentioned before the bad service of E2max staff? Always give us wrong DVDs ) Then left the 2PC room, but eventually the stuff found out we had nine people.... So dont let us rent. The 5pc room costs 25 an hour... so sian forget it.....

Ok, nothing much for his birthday thou...... Sad nat....

Watched 300 just now.... the quality wasnt so bad.... somehow. Kinda okay show... the blood and violence didnt make sense.... althou they depended on the dictator to speak their actions. Anyway does anyone know what happened to the rest of the 10,000 spartans that went to war? o.O?

Just a sidenote : The self proclaimed god of gods ( much like rome ), who rested on some large monument which needed like.... dono how many people to carry.... Is it even possible to load that thing onto the ship? I mean there was a storm right? at the start of the show... ?