DAY 1
Met wif yh,brian,nat and we went to giant. At giant we just estimate a 180 budget then chiong go buy stuff. Ended up buying alot of meat.. Just to realize we had to season them. So we bought some soy sauce too. Then py,jm,cang came. So we ended up taking taxi to our chalet at NSRCC. The taxi uncle, confirm is kopi license one, he drove us to wrong place after I gave him road name. End up.... $29...
Fabian already there wif his bro when we arrived. That fat now actually a senior cadet lieutenant. ( He din even go for the course.. I JTBWG ). I realized we had booked back exactly the same chalet as we did last year. So we began to marinate the stuff, ( Actually no we, I was genging with nat and ca ). Eventually it grew late and we began to start the fire. So later I realize we forgot a few things :
- Lighter
- Satay
- Cutlery
- Paper cups / plates
Nevertheless, some last minute calls got us the stuff. Quan and rome came to join us. Then the rest of us came. So we eventually finished the BBQ, and off it was to slacking in the chalet. ( Forgot to mention dawn helped me lie to my CT, grandpa dead this time arnd ). So we ended up talking about ghost stuff, then I suggest go last year 4e5's chalet, which was supposedly haunted. As usual, all very enthuasitic then have to cancel. Watched some movies, ( Saw 3 + BBQ food ) then chiong-ed daidee until 2-3am. So I just so happened to be in the room with fabian,cang&brian. Please view the following video to better comprehend the situation. Also, take careful note of the language. Then eventually we just dozed off one by one.....
DAY 2
Awoken by fabian&nat's voices. They were speaking loudly. So I got up and went to the BBQ pit. Saw them starting a fire on the table, then lighting up some fire starters stuck onto some branch. A ceremony seemed to be in progress, as they walked around the bungalow, making an early morning ruckus with they prayers. Their chants were with obvious difference, below is an interview of their meanings :
Me : " So, what were the meanings in your prayers? "
Rome: " Ni MaMa Si Ke CCB, Ni PaPa Si Ke Wang Ba Dan.. "
Nat : " Your mum's a cow "
I felt assured that our chalet had now been blessed by some form of divine enchantment. They were burning some sort of nut or shell. So I went into the chalet to see one bowl of shells in water. They were like, burning some sort of sea slug...
Went to swim, where we attempted to breathe underwater with straws... Only to be kp-ed by the lifeguard. * For the interested, one drinking straw is not enough, you will need about 6 to breathe normally * Then we went to the kiddy pool and played with some waterfalls, with some Indian dancing around a pillar.
Ordered some lunch, Canadian Pizza & Macs, then quan & mag ps us and went home. Then we went to pak some pool, 2 dollars for 2 hours. Its the type of $2/game , remember to catch the ball after you shoot it in. We went for some dinner, at Jumbo seafood restaurant. At first I thought each person spend about 15 dollars kinda enough for decent food... That was until I saw the menu.
Eventually, we managed to pull it through with a 14 dollar / person budget. The "xiao-jie" serving us was even kind enough to give us free fruits. *Thx to fabian's charisma, applicable only to slightly older females. I emphasize... SLIGHTLY. Then I was talking to Alfred....
Me : " Eh, I think I left my phone in the chalet... "
Fred: " Go back take la! "
Me : " Fark u lah, "
When I finished the last sentence, I saw a hand that was about to refill my tea move backwards. I realized then the staff thought I was scolding him....
Then, it was time for mission again. Fabian's plan : To PS all the girls, to be "Missing" one after another. So eventually we succeeded, and we camped in the chalet with the lights out. This was infact more clearly discussed then our chalet itself. We sat in a circle and began telling ghost stories, against my failed attempt to persuade people to join my expedition. However, some of us got so freaked out we decided to stop the plan. Incredible right? Want scare people end up tio scared.
Nevertheless, fred decided to call and check on the girls, who eventually claimed they were walking to ECP alone. Clearly impossible, as 4 girls will not be as dumb as to walk by themselves, on a rather deserted path, at a deserted time (1am). Eventually they MMS-ed a picture of them in bedok jetty.... Only to see fab,alf & cang chionging to find them........
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Rome Nat Brian & I then took 1hr ++ to walk to find them..... only to turn back after 5 minutes. We took a break at the food centre. And ordered some sugar cane. Then later, fred super buey-song with the auntie, whom he claimed was delaying his order. So we just walked off..
We then stopped by some new construction... And took some photos. After climbing up a balcony.. Then we went back to the chalet, and got high on Akon's - I wana f**k you ... Its a real song. After some change in lyrics, It became " I wana toe you " so suit brian's desire to suck rome's toe.
DAY 3
Morning woke up... by Fabian.. Who was telling us that we had to evacuate the chalet in 45 minutes. He was really nice, he got up by 8am to wash up the plates & stuff. So I called to ask for extention for check out by an hour. Then we just packed up. Upon checking out.. The receptionist informed us that our mahjong set was missing a title : thx to me for building the house, and msian for knocking it down.
House of Mahjong
They also told us that the table was burnt. ( Special thx to the tribe that blessed us ). In total, the cost was $110 in damages.... WTF man, 60 for a mahjong set!! So we got delayed and we missed the shuttle. Went to play some arcade pool and bowling. Then we left, went to wm to eat then headed for home. ^^
Phony Limy, begging others for a good toe-suck
2 weeks,2 classes, 2 chalets.
Getting worried for tml as I type... =/
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