4e5`07chalet@Aloha

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Just got back from the chalet.... Better start blogging down for the second time. Lost the first post, the recover post function didn't work.

Arrived at Aloha Chalet at about 4.30pm with quan rome chen fred & brian. Saw more people there then expected. Talked abit then we started kicking some ball and playing ps2. So later it was time for bbq, a few of us just geng in the chalet while the others started the fire. Continued to talk for abit when we noticed that Han and JingHan went for a walk. weiquan then realised his slippers were missing.

" steal the slippers, then steal the gf, then go for a walk "

So evening came, and the food was more or less cooked, dajie&co. arrived. Then, as we prepared the food all ready. There was an unexpected visitor. Mr.Quek , he smelt the food I think.. So yah, there he was. Nevertheless, a plan materialized, as we hit the lights and camped. Suddenly I realised the door wasn't locked, so I chiong-ed to the door and push against it. Then I felt Quek trying to open the door, but as I was pushing against it, he thought it was locked. A seemingly improbable gospel of " Quack, Quack, Quack " could be heard coming from the darkness in the chalet.

We eventually let him in, understanding that he could not stand too long. Everyone sat and we began to eat, and talk about stuff at school. As we were eating, Chen seized the golden opportunity, and struck the hot hammer as he led us on a verbal assault mission. Seated directly opposite Queck, Chen demonstrated his prowess by hailing one after another of insults and suans on Quek.

Me : " Mr. Quek you sleeping here tonight? "
Quek : " No lah... I tomorrow got school... "
Me : " Heng arh, Else no space ... "

It was hard to blame us too. As it was the only time we could suan him fearlessly, as if the planets had aligned for this moment. So then, someone noted that Sandy was arriving, and that it was her birthday recently. A cake was in order, and we prepared to "surprise" her. However, the real surprise came when Quek offered his stunt.... He decided to hide under the table..

WeiQuan : " YOU CAN FIT IN MEH?!?! "




So came Sandy, and we celebrated with her. Then, after abit more talking, and food, we took some pictures. It was somewhat nice, as we needed 6 people to carry Quek in one photo, and we had Quek being a chubby bunny in another.


Kawaii Quekie~*!! ^-^

Quek then left with a few others in his car, don't ask me how you can fit Junyi + Quek in one car. I personally think its impossible, and certainly intolerable for the others inside. When they left, we went out to meet justin weiyu ozy nicky, who had come to stay for abit.

We then played the ps2 abit more in the common room, and watched Borat & American Pie. Justin then had a good idea, as brian was bathing he opened the door with a nail clipper, and about 3-4 of them with cameras chiong-ed in.... The rest is history... We then watched Apoclypto and went to sleep.

DAY TWO

Awoke and went to play some pool. Dawn&Nicky then joined us, while brian chen and a few others left. We played for a while more then decided to get some bikes. We cycled around pasir ris park and re-lived our childhood at some playground we found.
Then, rome suggested we go bedok for dinner...

1 hour later, we arrived at a food centre, tired and sian. But the food changed it all, it was worth the ride. We proceeded to do a quest known as : Follow-the-bangra as we stalked one bangra cyclist. Satisfied at our "achievement" we began the journey home.... I noticed the condominiums here were very beautifully built, one which bore a mortifying resemblance to one of my dreams, which sort of made me believe I had a form of ESP.

Halfway along the journey, someone suggested a shortcut, as we sped through a huge drain.... And ended up lost 10 minutes later. I then asked for directions, aspiring for adventure. Aspiration turned into desperation when QS received word that his mother had fell, and he was to go home within an hour... Or " never come back ever again.. "

So we raced along some industrial district with the directions a kind driver had given us, a hand-drawn map. A while later, we found ourselves cutting through PIE, and a few more times that after. Deciding it was too dangerous, we split into two groups, as one raced quickly to get QS back into the chalet and home... We later found out that rome had sprained both his legs in the middle of PIE, which seemed hilarious and disastrous at the same time..LOL.

Went to cheers to get some drinks and snacks, and we went back to the chalet to chiong and play bluff. I discovered a new law ;

" MARCUS THE MSIAN > ROME THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GOD "

Always when it seemed definitely improbable and way-too-risky to catch rome, the msian did it, he just brainlessly swooped the card.. Only to expose a lying jerome. End up rome got so sian he took the cards and threw at marcus... A sight to behold..
When we got tired, we slept and went home the next day....

dinner

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Met with dawn,jm and fabian for dinner at Fish&Co.Glasshouse. Initially wanted to go Manhattan@PS to look for xy, but she wasn't working there today, so they didn't get our business. Dawn insisted we eat at fish&co. just so that we'll get this cute cushion she saw some baby boy have.. -.-

Dawn recommended New York fish&chips, which really went well with the calamari. So this staff taking our order refused to give us the soft toys, citing that we needed to be born today to get it. Not giving up we pestered another staff, which finally gave in and handed two red soft toy fish cushions..

So after dinner, dawn & jm were sort of like competing to see who could say dumber things....

Dawn's demoralising dumb dotes:

Fab : "So, we're going shopping for windows? (window shopping?) "
Dawn: "Huh? Why we need to shop for windows? "
*shakes head*

Jang's jammingly jammed joke:

hmm, ok i cant remember this one, i rmb it was very dumb as well.


Time could not potray our tireless efforts to determine the dumber of the duo.

They have been like.... this since time began.

Dawn thwarted our seemingly perfect sham, one which we always use...

Fabians Frighteningly Fabulous Fantasy: A Guide on how to find a REAL horror movie

Step 1 : Find a lame excuse to find yourself outside Cineleisure@Orchard
Step 2 : Proceed to E2MAX: 9th Storey.
Step 3 : Split into two teams, one distracting them while the other booking a room
Step 4 : Choose a horror movie, even if it sucks. Because the real movie is elsewhere
Step 5 : Enter the room, and give the MediaCorp's "HUH? THE PERSON GAVE ME WRONG DISC! I ASKED FOR A COMEDY!"
Step 6 : Be frightened by the sudden slaps and whacks, squeals and frills you get. Its what they call the 4D experience.



For accountacy purposes....I seem to be overspending..

NYP Open House

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Right. So it was after class on Wednesday, my class decided to pon school tml, because the timetable will end only at 6pm. We then told our civics tutor (CT) about our plans. She forwarded the idea to the vice-principal. After an hour of discussion they came to conclusion that they did not approve of our plan, and would only dismiss us at 1pm on Friday.

Thursday came.... 13/24 of us turned up for class. The VP then made the announcement telling us about leaving school.

By afternoon.... 9 were left to attend classes....

Friday, which was yesterday. So early morning we we're already being kp-ed by the maths teacher, he looks alot like William Hung, if theres a chance, I'll post a pic. Yea so, after school as I met rikun, who was evidently trying to pon classes to go "NYP" . So he couldnt reach his dad to tell him. As he uttered the f word, one teacher came from the back and lectured him about the taboo behind the word, and demanded he leave his class and IC number behind. LOL!

If i were rikun i'd go : " huh? what word are you talking about? " ..

Yea, so outside the general office, i saw this magnificent sight, people were queueing up to sign out from school, all wan to pon lessons. The office staff had to call their parents 1 by 1. hahahahahaha...

So i went to take a picture, that was when the VP appeared beside me...

VP : "What you doing boy?"
me : "Erm, taking a picture, this looks memorable"
VP *opens the glass door*
VP : "Like that take better, no glass reflection!"



Scene taken at The Helm, the equivalent of our general office

Testing, attention please!

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Testing blogging out, wonder if it works for me. Too many things in my head, I need something like this. Perhaps its the persistence of memory lapses that have evoked me to script my memories before diminish. Link me! Thanks. Will probably start posting tml.

*edit*

Just got the blog up, wasted 1 hr of my life due to some embarrassing minor technical error. comments welcome. adding a taggie and everything else a blog should have soon.