The reason is fairly simple. I do not wish for my brain to omit any details about yesterday's great night. It was a fairly ordinary one, with us just drinking. However, Alfred turned it exceptional by getting drunk especially since he used "I have never gotten drunk before" for I-have-never..
We wasted no chance, and did what best friends should do. Abuse and laugh at him.
I shit you not, knowing him for about 5 years, this was the only time you get to sit on him without getting slapped. However, it was Nat and Ann that took the cake by pouring red bull all over him. Beating Alfred up was both fun and thrilling.
Its like bull fighting. You firstly need to provoke him, like the red cloth to a bull. Its like stacking toothpicks up or building a house of mahjong, each taunt brings you closer to requiem. Finally, it comes, he snaps and lunges at you.
You have two choices now, you either dodge the attack, or you attempt to take him down. Note a drunk alfred is a dangerous alfred. Twice I nearly sustained fatal injuries from his critical strikes. Thankfully due to my imbal liquor holding. Nevertheless, we took enough photo evidence to host a gallery exhibition.
Below is a vv glam pic of Alfred, this almost reminds me of a scene from The Girl Next Door.
Hi alfred, having fun?
Actually fatty has nice parents. Even thou alfred stumbled like niggy a few times. Weak.
Prepare alfred, we will immortalize you.
PS: Its not true, Alcohol dosent make everyone look prettier. Was playing some funny game with the FHM cards when I realised the Ace of Diamonds... is... omg. Keller is. omgggg, chio OR!?!?!?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
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